You Lost The Game

Pony Author, Writer of Foal Stories, Storyteller, Equestrian Analyzer and occasional Pony Artist. You can support the stories I tell on Patreon to get nice rewards or tip me on Ko-fi (LINKS BELOW).

Muffins are the guide to the universe. You must accept the muffin ... before the muffin accepts you ...

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."

heads under our beds

Just a weirdo with a small love for the creativity of others. I also have a habit of writing random little stories. :)

I write horse words and stuff.

I'm just here so I don't get fined

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

I welcome all critiques and comments.

“Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business." Also, hugs. Hugs are good.

As a writer of fiction both non and fan, I want to give you what I can make.

26 year old. [possibly] assistant manager to be at a gas station. and a gamer. all while being closet brony.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

Silly creature at a keyboard

[shitposting loudly]

Sa dude, what's up? Nothin? same. I got some writing, I think. Not professional, just like doing it. Anyway, see ya. Cheers.

I'm a brony, Whovian, casual Star Trek fan, and a film geek with a collection of DVDs and Blu-Rays that numbers into the thousands combined. I'm a nerd for all seasons.

The next best thing to a typewriting monkey. Most of the time.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

It's Your Boy, Your Boi!

I am not actually a brony, but I find the stories and music rather marvelous.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

You have to be put together before you can be torn appart

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow in your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it.

"With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it doesn't seem like such a bad thing to me to wanna put a little bit of it back together"

Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Everyone has a story to be told. You just need to look around and listen...

Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

You know it's bad when I fail at being banned.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I am hate, I am fear, I am sorrow, I am DESPAIR!!!!!!!!

War. War never changes. Unless we're talking the space of a hundred years or so, rockets and guns probably outclass spears and arrows in some way. Hmm... I'll get back to you on this. Eventually.