Wtf is an update lol

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I'm here to read fics and chew bubble gum... And Pinkie stole all my gum.

I used to write stories but don't anymore. Ha Ha! Permanent hiatus.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Always on an ego trip, but feeling like I should have saved what I already typed before.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Too much to write; too little time

Horrifically Fun

Something-something horse narrations.

I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

What to do with my life now

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

Grease Monkey, Brony

I'm a quasi-professional internet technologies specialist who dabbles in fanfiction. I write, draw, and sometimes edit. When I'm not creating, I'm sleeping. Mornings are my mortal enemy.

So much fun to have, so little time.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.