Anonymous had been engaged to Lyra, but decided he wasn't ready and left town before the wedding to think. Days became weeks, weeks became months, and months became years. He decides it's finally time to return to the pony he'd left at the altar.

I started writing this on my phone when I had to evacuate from hurricane Sandy, and it's been mostly unfinished until recently. Reading my old works, I noticed I always get dialogue over with very quickly instead of fleshing much out. This time, I wanted to try and write better dialogue, with more "meat" to it. I don't know if I succeeded or not, but I'm pretty happy with the way this turned out.
I'm also aware that the pacing is pretty fast, but that's something else I'm trying to work on.

Anon and Rarity hate each other, but when they get stranded on a desert island, can they work together to stay alive?

Thanks go to Sawhorse for the cover art.

Anon and Fluttershy are finally going on their first date. There's only one problem: Fluttershy stinks. Literally.

Anon gets bored and goes to the movies, where he meets the CMC trying to sneak in. He decides to help them, but things go south.

Author's note: This was written before "One Bad Apple" aired, so that's why my knowledge of Equestrian cinema was lacking.

Anon is a fundamentalist Christian living in Ponyville. To him, God's word is law. Braeburn is his best friend, but he has a secret Anon doesn't know. And maybe that's a good thing.

Author's note: I am an atheist, and I support gay rights.

Edition: All the butthurt at this story is hilarious. Guess I should try and clear some things up.
1: Anon is a hardline religious extremist, not a representation of your average Christian.
2: This isn't meant to be a troll fic, it's meant to be a bad feels fic. So feel bad.
3: Anon is in Equestria because this was written for Anon in Equestria.
4: This was written during a surge of gay stories that were pretty popular. I wanted to use it's popularity to write a bad feels story instead of a "happily forever after" story. Anon is a Christian extremist because makes more sense for him to beat up a gay guy/pony than for a normal guy.