One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

who me

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Dragon Priest of Sorrow...

Words are coming.

Just a shadow.

heads under our beds

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Since the show over, I'm gone, no more stories from me

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

You know who I am.

If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down. -Gin Blossoms

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Who am I? Does it really matter? Probably not. Just sit back and enjoy stories drawn from the eldritch depths of a disturbed mind with a love for pastel colored ponies.

Writing My Little Pony stories for you so I can one day become an amazing author! Please comment and tell me what you think.

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

Still slowly trying to disentangle from MLP. It is ... slow going.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

loves tiaras.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.