Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.

space is a waste

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I am an freelance artist and writer. I love MLP:FIM and enjoy reading some of the stories other Bronies write.

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Commissions currently OPEN

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

O.F.P.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I'm just here to write.

A Canadian idiot.

RP writer and Spacebattles

I am Treg Not really sure what else to put here...

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

I type stories using my hands

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!