Nothing suspicious here.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!

It's on a Need-To-Know basis, and you don't need to know!

Old Me, New Attitude

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

Sombra is cool.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

A real lady killer.

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

I like writing, plain and simple. I've been doing it for at least ten years, and I love sharing my work with others. Mostly clopfics here, but some other stuff too.

I shall Butcher your dreams

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

An alt for porn commissions.

Blood for the Blood God and pony stories for everyone!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

"I'll try sir."

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

now fully out of the closet as a my little pony fan, long live the herd!

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

I own and tour with a travelling circus, the cool kind with performing animals and fire breathers. Not those crappy ones with ballet and shit. I also own a pet shop.

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I am not drunk enough for this right now...

Welcome to RealityPublishing!

A random dude writing. Is it any good? Fuck if I know.

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box.

I write all kinds of furry stories, and I love to hear feedback on my work!

Mostly harmless.

Too much to write; too little time

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

Just a lovely girl(s) writing about that most entertaining of subjects.

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I...I am a monument to all your sins...