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So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

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What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Card game enthusiast, overambitious writer, Jeskai tempomancer, and general nerd of various kinds. Check out my works if you like adventure, card games, crossovers, or other random happenings.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Just another semi-successful clop writer

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Greetings, fellow bronies! My alias for writing is Bass Canon, and she is my own creation. I tend to go from the family friendly slice-of-life stories to very fetishy adult stories.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Applejack is best pony~~

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

space is a waste

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Fabulous, darling.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Longtime fic author for other series, father of two, and I enjoy MLP:FiM with my whole family.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

I have no idea what I'm doing.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"