There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Looks like I write stuff again.

Canadian. Enjoys writing... and loaths it at the same time. Enjoys reading, animals, games, nighttime, family, nature, and turning little cousins into personal minions. Is a procrastinator.

World renowned author of the Procrastination Manifestation

And then there's this asshole.

For Love and Justice.

Hi. :) I'm a sixteen year old who got curious when I started seeing ponies everywhere on the net. I was skeptical at first, but my little sister got me to watch an episode with her. voila!I'm a brony.

I also draw. Maybe I draw too much and write too little.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

O, hai.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

[center]Chocolate milk is better than strawberry.[/center] [hr] [center]Theme Song[/center]

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

That one Raccoon who loves movies far, far too much.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

I'm just a dude who likes things about stuff. And ponies. Don't forget the ponies...

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Fanfiction authors are peculiar creatures who require food, water, shelter, and comments to survive. Please help support your local starving author. Together, we can make a difference.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Only mostly dead.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

A fellow traveler...