Apparently I've been inspired to write the literary equivalent of a shitpost. Blame anonpencil. I sure do.

Still, I can't seem to quit riding this high. Check it out if y'all want, my comedy's usually pretty hit or miss.

There we go, just posted my last entry in the thousand words writeoff. I could still do one for the Experimental slot, but those mad heroes are beyond me.
It's been fun, and one of them actually did pretty well. I think it's even getting a live reading on YouTube. That's a first for me as far as I'm aware.
The last one up's a Slice of life, bit of Rainbow Dash drama, so check it out if y'all are interested.

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I did more things. One of those things hit the feature box. Unexpected, but so it goes. I'll probaby do at least one more thing in this series of things I'm doing. Might adapt another old greentext soon. I've successfully baked my brain over cramming these stories into 1000 words. I've got a fever. Not an SNL reverence.

Anyway, Toodles

So, obviously I'm not in the ground. Been gone long enough it might have been a concern.

Anyway, I figured I'd give anyone that still has me followed a heads up. I'm dipping my toe in again. Figured I'd start with something small, and serendipity reared it's ugly head in the form of the thousand words contest. It's nothing special, but feel free to check it out if anyone sees this.

Writhes in self-deprecation

Toodles

Well, I guess I can't help myself right now. I went ahead and worked over another greentext into real prose and threw it on the site. While I'm still working on reformatting the other one. and finishing the ending. And writing a new story.

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Well, it took a while, but the story I've been working on is live. And only in double the time I said it would take!

For some background, it's a pretty niche story about an OC in a slightly different version of the Equestria Girls continuity. Mostly it's about how his strange relationship with Lemon Zest progresses, and the slowly creeping miasma of lewd that they somehow create around them.

Or it might just have been there the whole time, and our intrepid hero is just now noticing it.

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So, between the strange tangents my life invites me to wend through, and my general malaise of work too much or I can't justify my hedonism, I have written something.

It'll be my first foray into mature content on the site, and honestly it's anything but new (I've been writing it as a greentext off and on for the last year or so), but I like it, which is rare for me, so I thought I'd give y'all a look-see.

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So, been a while.

This isn't about Despondence. I still refuse to call it officially dead, but, it's prognosis is grim.

Moving on. In a fit of desperation, I decided to write something. Anything. I happened to see that Everfree Northwest was having a writing contest, and figured, why not? Well, pracrastination and self-doubt are why not. Suffice it to say, I missed the deadline. It was too long once I finished it, anyway.

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So, I'm a pretty big fan of Fallout: Equestria. Have been for a long time. I read the big ones, The original, Pink eyes, Heroes, and of course Project Horizons. But I'll admit, I'd fallen behind on keeping up with PH. So, I've been trying to catch up. I just read chapter 47, (well, reread, as I remembered halfway through it I had actually already read the next four chapters) and came to a startling and soul-crushing realization. If you've read the story, you know who Doof is. His story is a

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Well, I've left you all in the lurch. Life gets in the way, blah blah blah. In all honesty I can really only blame my own incredible powers of procrastination. That being said, I'm done-ish with the new chapter. I poked a couple people with it's shabby pages, and after I get their feedback (if they feel like giving any =P) and polish it up a bit, I'll drop it on all you guys. I want to say as soon as later tonight, and as late as around noon tomorrow.

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