Rarity stood before her Crystal Empire store. The opening was a complete and utter disaster, the absolute worst moment of her entire life. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong. It was like the opening of Rarity for You in Manehattan, without the happy ending. And to top it all off, the store had caught fire and burned down, even though inexplicably the fire station was next door. Rarity knew the reviews in the newspapers would be scathing, and her fashion career could very well be over.
Pinkie Pie approached her friend, whose life had suddenly taken a nose dive. "Here" she said, offering her friend a guitar.
"Thanks," said Rarity. Taking the guitar, she poured all her anger and frustration into a heavy-metal rift that lasted several minutes. At the very end, she hit a high note and held it for a long time.
The crystal ponies started to run about screaming, before shattering into millions of pieces.
Stunned, all Pinkie Pie could say was, "Feel better?"
Looking about, Rarity solemnly replied, "Even worse I'm afraid."
Good times at Bronycon!!!
But it's almost over!!!
Have to wait until Bronycon 2018!!!
I'll try to keep my sanity!!!
Dreadnought
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Did Rarity just commit genocide on the Crystal Ponies?
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Yes, yes she did.
I heard of the old saying “He who live in glass houses, should not throw stones”, but, this is ridiculous. Good one, Dreadnought.
...Have I mentioned that Blood Knight Rarity is my aesthetic?