A Thief with a heart of a substance better left unsaid wakes up in Equestria after a unlucky turn of events. How will a jaded, world weary human get along with cheery, naive Ponies?
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1,178,247 words 1,178,247 words 1,178,247 words did you ever think you would get this big?
Sorry to hear about that man, I truly enjoyed this story, but if you feel that why I understand. Good luck to you.
So, you're switching the status to hiatus? What a fucking moment to lose interest ey? It's always when you're building up to the grand conclusion that you start to lose steam. I'm honestly surprised it didn't happen sooner, with how much words you put into this story.
I feel that I speak for most -if not all- of us viewing this story when I say; we're willing to wait until you get back your motivation. We still have a long time on this planet, what's a few months, or even years, of waiting? A lot of people are patient like that. Though I can't help but feel blue-balled, Right near the fucking wedding is when you stop. Ah well, as I said. We're willing to wait.
Just make sure to check in once in a while yeah? Horse words can be good for making more horse words.
If this is the end, then why is the tag still on Incomplete?
R.I.P, ATT 2017
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I really didn't. It's been one Hell of a fucking journey.
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It really does get better if you find it in yourself to make it past chapter seven. Hell, to a point, I'd suggest skipping the opening chapters because they're really not my proudest works.
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id say so but man that is a lot to chew through if you just find the story
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I found a few drops of inspiration and am writing out a conclusion that's less shitty than what I gave everyone so far. I would've changed the note at the end of the story, but thsoe words were from the heart, and I truly felt that they needed to be written. Spoken. Typed. Whatever. The point is that the wedding will happen. I owe that, at the very least, to my fans.
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It is pretty intimidating if you want to catch up on a time frame, or if you're the type of person that likes to catch things from the beginning, but I've always found that reading an older, established story makes me more excited than waiting for releases. I think it's a matter of preference.
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yea that can be nice tho i have stalled on reading big stories just because there is a lot to go through and i'm lazy
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RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS! Feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in
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must not make rape joke very wise words
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got any tips for a newb writer like me?
I just found this... Now you are taking it away noooooooooooooooooo
There has never been a truer statement, especially when I read the ending I honestly will miss this story, but I can understand the loss of motivation to write. Though I feel like I did when the writer of 'Don't Get Cocky' said he wasn't continuing his story, empty inside, though I know that feeling will pass in time.
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All will be well, friend. I apologize for your suffering.
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Suffering just means I'm alive, right? If I don't suffer, then all life is is just some fucking dumb drug trip where everything is sunshine and rainbows, so a splash of pain and misery actual does the mind and heart a little good in the long run, especially if you don't want to get fucked by life in all the worst ways. That or everything just becomes so good that it becomes gray from the monotony of never feeling pain, in shorter terms, it's all good.
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Well this has been a hell of a journey and so far my soul is in tact so ending or not I am still glad I read this journey. Honestly you did well tying up many loose ends with the chapter without making it feel forced thanks for writing this story
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I'm glad you've enjoyed A Thief's Tale. Hopefully I'll be able to get the apology chapter written soon enough and tie up the rest of my loose ends.
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One last word part of me is glad that you are tying this up. Seeing that I have read Diaries of a madman and feel it has gone on for so long with no feeling of progress towards the original plot point I burned out at chapter 144 and can't bring myself to continue but in small bursts and it is at 2.2 million words. Don't get me wrong it is a good read but after awhile it just feels like it is going for the sake of length.
With this ending whatever the reason I feel your story is more satisfying, and each chapter from start to finish feels substantial.
Just had to get that out once it crossed my head. But anyways good luck with life and I hope whatever you do down the road you are happy. It has been a hell of a ride. (Also the feeling as if I am reading Max's actual journal and the little bit at the end was and has been a nice touch worth losing my soul for)
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I understand the feeling of drawn out stories that don't feel like they're making progress, but I have my own reasons for getting distant with DoaMM. It's a bit of a grueling read once Flo gets kinda abusive.
See, THAT'S what I aim for with my individual chapters. I want them to stand on their own as mini arcs that connect to rest of the story, but it gets a little harder to put into words after that. I'm happy that my goals were reached.
Gotcher soul m8. Na-na-na-na boo-boo
damn, why do the best long stories end unfinished, like "don't get cocky"
Fuck, really? That's a huge bummer, I've been following this story since the beginning and to see it end unfinished breaks my heart.
If you could do us this one solid and at least let us know what your ideal ending would have been. Give me closure, give me something, I'm dying here.
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If I have time in the future or find a job that allows me to have more free time, I'll definitely pick up A Thief's Tale again. Or I might make a whole new journey and take that one to the end. Who knows?
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Like I said earlier in the night, I'll do the wedding and try to wrap things up from there. I've gotten a fair bit down, and it's looking like it's going to top Chapter Twenty-Five by a wide margin. It'll take some time, but I'm working on it.
Really sorry to see you go man, this has been one hell of a ride and a really twisted take on the tales with some really impressive ideas for abilities and possibilities.
Castle of Harmony with gronds and wall, and enough Pokemon to take down a God, if only Arceus at least. Unless that was the Melanistic Deer Like animal.
Noone expects the Squishy Imposition.
Also, pity about no Human Gryffon hybrid giant Sphynx Egg giving Queenie a real cartoon lay. Oh well, maybe another story.
Sad noises
Sad noises all around
GOD DAMMIT WHY
Truly a pity.
I understand where you're coming from though. I myself lost my drive some time ago. Project upon project I tried to eat at, to try and get my fire back again. But I could never stoke it enough to push out even half of a chapter. It's unfortunate, that such a fantastic piece of literature will remain unfinished, but I must congratulate you on how much of it you did write. It's a masterpiece, from start to finish my friend, and I will miss the dark undertones the tale weaved into the supposed Utopia that was Equestria.
Thank you. Thank you for taking the time you did to write as much as you did. Thank you for giving something wonderful to the world. Over a million words of pure poetic writing, and the love and thanks of thousands of people for doing so. Thank you.
May all of your future endeavours be as wonderful and successful as this one was.
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Yes, sadly.
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Thank you for your kind words, they really have made a dark day brighter in my books. Hopefully once I post the true final chapter, there will be enough time in my schedule to allow me to continue to pursue my passion and I can write the book my family has been telling me to write for the last six odd months or so. I hope the next journey is just as satisfying to read, should there be another one. I've got the ideas, I just don't know if I have the love like I'd hoped I would.
Well fuck, I'm gonna miss this makes me feel kinda bad for my last comment of never stop huh... I'll miss you and max mate if you ever feel like coming back just know you'll be just as welcomed as you already are you've made the past few months of my life truly amazing I don't know why this story in particular spoke to me so well. I suppose I didn't see this coming with the war etc on its way to end it here is... Unsatisfying still I can't ask for more than you've done thank you. this is where I realise I have sweet fa to do with this gone xD Wish you all the best Shon, good luck for your future endeavors we'll miss you!
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I would delete it but I don’t know which one your referring to
Edit: think I found it nvm :P
Good times
Im gonna miss checking my phone continuosly for an update to this story. Its been great reading this and I love how equestria isnt as it seems in this story.
I have weathered the storm! "The end" huh? Hopefully the last 20 or so chapters prove that wrong. Jesus, if I was filling this back then this kind of thing would have given me so many heart attacks, you'd mistake me for Max going kaioken x20 or some bullshit @_@
Sorry belatedly that things were rough here though. Love this fucking story to bits.
Okay... you know what? Despite the fact that I can clearly see that there's still 247 chapters left, you still had me going for a second there with that last bit.
*slow clap*
Holy fuck. Holy fucking fucketty fuck. Holy fucking fucketty fucking fuck fucking fuck fucker fuck. You are no writer. You aren’t even fucking human. You are a fucking horrible, miserable, evil, sadistic... Genius god of fucking literature who will never be dethroned from your seat made of the most vibrant emotions. I have thousands - no, tens of thousands of stories, over decades, spanning everything from Mark Twain to Couer D’ Al Aran and I have never, ever, seen better writing. I swear to god, if you don’t publish a book one day I’ll fucking find you. If you do publish a book and don’t tell me how to find it I’ll go back in fucking time and jump off the World Trade Center as it is fucking falling you piece of the most legendary, godly, incredible, emotionally traumatizing shit you've have ever had in your life. Holy shit. How have you done this? What kind of fucking forgotten legend are you? I have never been so fucking attached to a story in my LIFE! H.P has nothing on you! Tom Sawyer didnt get me this fucking good! What black-magic, doodoo-voodoo, black magic, satanic ritual, soul stealing, mind shitting ritual could give you this kind of unimaginable power?! Why am I fucking swearing so fucking much?! What have you done to me! Somebody save me! I’ve been cursed, entranced, hypnotized, mind-fucked and bamboozled at the same time! You have taken an emotional and spiritual dildo and raped my mind on a literal level! I will never be the same again! They’re gonna have me on fucking talk shows so I can share my experience of surviving this brutal and traumatic masterpiece! Ellen is gonna fucking ask me if I’m still holding together! I’m gonna have a professional fucking team of expensive fucking therapists just to make sure I don’t kill myself after witnessing such perfection! I can’t even remember whether I’m insulting or complimenting you! Thats how bad the brain damage-amage-amage is! Holy fuck. Holy shit. I’m probably about to go into a coma just to protect my mind from the perfection I’ve just—
if i didnt kno the truth and was reading this as it came out i would be pissed and then laughing my ass off wen the next chapter came ya did got me tho for like 5 seconds and i lol'd so hard i damn near shit myself
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It was a glorious moment that made me lose control of my motor functions for seconds at a time
You almost gave me a hard attack with that last part god dammit. Thanks for continuing the story.