A Thief with a heart of a substance better left unsaid wakes up in Equestria after a unlucky turn of events. How will a jaded, world weary human get along with cheery, naive Ponies?
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I agree, I don't know what I was thinking back in March
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I didn't think anyone would catch the Chowder reference, but lo and behold
Y'know, Noir being real sucks for me. Ever since she's been introduced I've wanted her to be closer to Max and Twilight. I got my answer, unfortunately.
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I caught it, but didn't comment on it. I blame your amazingly long chapters and my terrible phone.
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So question since Max has basically teleported two different ponies via portals, what's stopping him from teleporting in that way? Either:
A: he makes 2 portals one right after another with the first one where he wants to be and the second behind him so he can pull himself through just enough.
Or
B: making a portal to target location and if possible expanding it to big enough to walk through
Holy shit, that was a lot of info to take in, great chapter and all, but bloody hell.
Jesus being an accountant aside, there is only one power that is too powerful in its native form that Max can only get a dumded down version, so we will have to see what it is and see if my guess was correct.
Wow, I can't believe how long it took me to figure out that Max was going to get Noir back in flesh, I should have seen this coming when Max first got his true magic, but I only realized that when Max asked Celestia for the alicorn amulet. Though I gotta say, I'm thrilled that Noir is a meat bag like the rest of us and can't wait for the interactions that she will have.
The lich and drougr feel like random events that don't have much weight to them. We already know that Discord can control the minds of others and do whatever the fuck he wants, so I dont really see the need for them.
I gotta agree with the comment below me, can't Max just steal himself?
That was a good chapter though can't wait for the next one.
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In fairness, it really was decided from the inception of Noir's character that she was going to see the light of day once more. However, the thought of using True Theft to do so blindsided me one day and that's about a third of the reason why I picked it for Max
8319289 Silence, you'll wake the turddleduds
8319803 Thank you for the kind words. I do my best to make my bullshit the least cringeworthy bullshit you've ever shoveled into your eyes and I appreciate you taking time out of your day day to read it.
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Shit gets out there in the next chapter as far as a few things go. It's not information downpour like Chapter Forty-Five was, but it was fun to write and fun to play around with some things. \
The Lich was to reinforce that fact and the Draugr was just a little pop-up side quest, to be honest, but that's all I'lol say on the matter for the time being.
The turddledoves are rising
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I try to throw more jabs at America than anywhere else, to be fair
963,262 words long, 36,738 words remain to 1m. Think you can make the next chapter stretch out this long?
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Oh yeah, I assumed she'd eventually leave Max's soul; I just mean that I kinda started shipping her with Max and Twilight. When Noir met Twilight that ship sank; Max and Noir confirmed they wouldn't interact like they used to. I guess in a way it sank when Max devoted himself so much to Twilight, but I had some small hope it wouldn't.
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Ouch, if i could hear you over the gun fire and eagles screeching I might be offended
Then again, prolly not
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It's already written and only goes to about 26k, otherwise I would've given it my best shot
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Sadly, some things just go how they go. If it makes you feel any better, Noir will always be Max's number one big spoon,
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That works.
I'll probably keep shipping them all together, though. I just think they'd all be so cute together. Noir and Max being the tough sonuvabitches, devoting themselves fully to protecting each other and Twilight. If I had the time to write them shipped, I will would.
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Sreyay uoyay ureshay aboutyay atthay?
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I no longer am, no
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Ooohhh, then that's pretty fancy. Might take a peak later
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Good question that I never thought to answer. The Dragons in Equestria are generally bipedal until they reach two thousand years of age, and then when they're fifteen feet tall (five meters), they generally start walking on all fours since their tails grow too long and too muscular for them to keep walking upright. The average dragon you'll see in Equestria is about six feet tall, but that's because you most likely won't meet one that over eight hundred years old. As it was, Chumana was about fifty as my memory serves, so she was only around 5'10. Red Dick, the fellow who was about to punt Spike into a volcano was only a couple inches shorter than Max at 5'7, and the giant Green motherfucker that killed Max was about 7'0, so the dude was easily over five hundred years.
I hope that answers things
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That clears a lot up, yeh. Thanks cap'n
She's ALIVE!!!
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He's the author that inspired me to write in the first place, so there's always that.
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As I've said a few times before, the story does get better. There are plenty of things I never considered in the first few chapters, but if you'll check the dates, you'll see that the stuff I wrote early on was two years ago. Detail becomes more important with chapter twelve and I'm actually somewhat proud of what comes after. The first ten or so chapters are shameful, to be honest.
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Bite me, meat bag
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Cocoa Hooves is still one of the greatest songs I've ever heard
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Don't tempt me with the biting
I just love all of Glass Animals. Even their shit that's no where near as soft as Gooey or Black Mambo (Like Poplar Street n Pork Soda) is like an angel sexing my ears
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My ass isn't shiny or made of metal, but you can apply your teeth to it however you like.
Black Mambo is a modern beauty, but from How To Be a Human Being, I've liked Agnes and and Life Itself more than pretty much anything else
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I'll bite your dick off, cunt
I've heard em all and agree fully. I don't really have a favorite, but Poplar Street, Life Itself, and Mama's Gun are up there. Course the first song I ever heard by then was Gooey, so it'll always hold a special place in my heart
edit: fuck I love Mama's Gun
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Forgot about Mama's Gun, that was some dope shit. I think the first song I heard was Toes and I fell in love, but it's not my favorite thing, to be fair.
Bite my dick off and I'll deep fry one of your nuts, you twat
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Let's make a date outta it, baby cakes. Can listen to Glass Animals while we're at it
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You'll know my house by the red light. Feel free to call me Roxanne after the deal's done
Are we ever going to see Night Light again?
As in Alt-J, mayhaps?
Welp, I'm all caught up so goody goody for me! So ya go by a weekly upload schedule now, yea? Any particular day or just whatever day a week?
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Fucking Christ, I wasn't expecting anyone to catch that
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Stompy will be back, guaranteed.
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After the upload for tomorrow, I'm going bi-weekly. Work has been fucking my life up.
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If ya know Glass Animals then there's a 90% chance you know Alt-J. Was wanting to go to one of their concerts in November, but yknow
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Just as I caught up, too. Sad noises. I know how ya feel, though
why would a stone from the moon be cold? space is not cold in fact if a human was exposed to space without dying from pressure and oxygen deprivation their body would actually over heat and die due to the lack of molecules to transfer the heat away from the body
Just a fun fact for any one who finds it cool:)
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That is partially correct. To be precise a rock from the Moon could have been hotter than the boiling water. At least if taken from our Moon. However, it could have been about twice as could either. Due to lack of atmosphere there are rather sharp extremums all over the place. So, being a little cold is also a possibility.
BTW, a body in space would remain hot only as long as there is a source of heat. Like the Sun. And only lit parts will be getting hotter. Unlit parts will radiate heat through electromagnetic radiation. You don't really need an atmosphere to transfer heat. That also means that 'vacuum' can has a temperature. Actually, if things wouldn't radiate heat into space the Earth would be as hot as the Sun if not even hotter and we wouldn't have this conversation. Or as cold as a deep (and it would be really cold) space since Sun would have one heck of a problem to heat anything without being in touch. Or lit in general.
That’s it cunt, this is the last straw, this is officially on my top fics.
Honestly mate loving it to the point of addiction. The only other Fic I can even compare it too would be “Dairies of a madman”
I do not like that he and Noir cut shit out, I would have like that they kept their relationship.
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Fucking... Yet another comparison to Diaries. I guess you wouldn't know that WMiD inspired me to start writing in the first place, along with Zenith Starwalker. I largely credit both of these guys with whatever manner of readability I manage to come up with, though the idiocy and sadboi times are all me
With true theft you can steal hero's/ati-hero's and villain's Cool AZZ fuk!