A Thief with a heart of a substance better left unsaid wakes up in Equestria after a unlucky turn of events. How will a jaded, world weary human get along with cheery, naive Ponies?
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i dont know if i should love u or hate u right now
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Dos senos las dravos?
wow you got everyone there lol
Rekt
YOU EMPEROR DAMNED ASSHOLE THAT WAS A DICK MOVE THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER. THIS VIDEO SHALL SHOW MY ANGER. ALSO THANKS FOR THE CHAPTER
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You might want to read Chapter Fifty-Five
I have sent 6 assassins after you for this crime, the one behind you is known as the blade of the night winds, enjoy.
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Are any of those assassins former thieves?
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2 of them are, mistress of rage, and angel of mercy
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I'll sooth the Mistress with some chocolate and Midol, and I'm not that worried about a guy with 'mercy' in his name.
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He embodies the final mercy, he and the mistress are partners, she tortures her victims, he gives them a quick painless death
Absolutely loved the chapter, and might I say this about Blueblood, I hope that he suffers a fate so bad that even the devil himself will feel his sphincter clench in fear and pity for Blueblood, that his punishment be so incredibly evil that it makes Sombra's actions seem like the actions of the most heavenly saint in comparison, a fate so cruel and grotesque that it makes the fate of Graham seem like he was sent to the most kind and comforting portion of heaven without ever having to go to hell. In case you can't tell, I really fucking hate Blueblood, and what he did this chapter has earned him even more of my hate, SO MAKE HIM HURT LIKE HELL!!!!!
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Since it's not going into the story, this isn't a spoiler: Blueballs was going to be tortured and fed Nashoba's shit by way of bread that Max pissed on in Castle Arcadia's dungeon shortly before an extended torture session with Noir involving nailing his hands, hooves, and penis to an armchair. Then he would have been gelded with red-hot blade, had it and his testicles reattached, and then pierced with hot pins. Subsequently, Celestia was to come to his rescue and take him to Canterlot after learning that Max and Noir had been doing this and similar things for months, offering to hold and comfort Blueblood since Max stole his insanity from him multiple times over before she eventually offers herself to him. Blueballs was to accept her offer, but the moment he moved to put his hands on her breasts, Celestia would use Magic to shear away the flesh on his fingers down to the bone before laughing at him and taking her own turn with the bastard while Max and Noir uncloaked themselves (having been there the entire time) so they could have a giggle at Blueball's suffering, driving him insane once more.
My editor advised me against that, so I took struck it from the chapter.
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Sound like the perfect fucking punishment for the little rat bastard, I'm glad that his punishment was so thorough, fucking love the way you think.
You cheeky dick waffle
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I probably would've extended the scene to be even crueler if I'd been in the right mindset for a little longer, but bipolar tho
I hoped that when Max and Twilight finally did it, it would be like the worst sex either of them had. you know, for the luz. But this was a sweet chapter. Who invited Blueblood anyway?
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No one invited Blueblood. He slipped in with the guests that were actually invited so he could make one last mistake concerning Max and Twilight.
Oh you cheeky little fucker XD Glad to see it's still going.
You cheeky fuck, honestly. I fucking hate loving you.
Y'know, I was wondering about the losing Steam thing, as you said in an earlier blog that you've even planned pass the War arc, so fuck you and your fucking troll dad xD got me all sad over this being discontinued for nothing
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Glad to keep it going.
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You know it was a fucking fantastic little prank.
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Oh no, I really did lose steam and it was actually because of The War. I'm fucking sick of writing around it tbh. That's why Fifty-Two to Fifty-Seven are all under 25k. The War choked me and straight up gave me Writer's Block for days. I hit my stride again with Chapter Fifty-Eight again though. I'll only say that it's a long one.
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It's a reference to one of my Britbois. He actually detests bronies and finds my story to be 'rubbish lemon-filled bullshit', but he did say that it was well written for the most part, so I'm not terribly upset. Different strokes for different blokes and all that.
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I have no idea how you might've drawn a comparison between the two. Flanders is T H I C C
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I dont Know wath two boobs have to do with this
So what's happening to Night Light?
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Was it supposed to be cenos?
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They said 'Pinkie' Max wrote 'Cuntie' it's his journal. If he wants her called Cuntie, he writes her down as Cuntie.
I think a nice simple method of dealing with Blueblood, if things had gone more show wise in a way, would be to steal his ability to die, then insert into Tirek as a suppository.
Two stones with one bird as you might say?
Given the shows score when dealing with weddings, I was expecting something totally atrocious to happen, unless its just that bad, its a really long wind up before the planet cracker was released.
Being too enamoured with teh idea of Zecora being able to get it on in the Forest, I completely forgot about the Spa girls having their inability to totally service Stephen Magnate being stolen, so that Rarity can have a more regular Serpent Cream Bath available.
Is Spike going to remain singular also, or restricted to only two or three when they realise his greed growth also extends to harem horde?
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Two birds indeed, but Tirek was already dead.
Something atrocious almost did happen, but Max is a wizard.
The only serpent cream bath Rarity needs is a bukkake.
I dunno what I'm going to do with Spike yet. He seems like a bit of an outlier.
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I thought Rarity liked to get down and dirty when ploughing the field, while Spike might like playing it as much as ploughing it, which could all sorts of indirect attack vectors on Twilight just through freind and family problem solving? Even if only through distraction, stress load?
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You just gave me a great idea for a conversation. Thanks m8
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You might need to check your phone ;)
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Leave it to Uncle Fester to let ideas Mushroom due to being such a Fungi to be with.
Hmm, now Im thinking of Queen Elfride with the gift of something taken, and something given, sort of like Preponderous Pavlovian Polly Pleasure Perversion, as in comedy oversized catnip draconic rotors and other toys. So he can consider quotes variation on, that rings a bell, polly wanna cracker, etc, and it would go to messing with Grogar as well. Tries to ring the bell of Tambelon, and gets pounced by something that believes he is a Rampant Rabbid?
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What the fuck is your train of thought, dude.
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Sorry about that. I was hoping with a site full of Discord and Pinkie, I could trundle along happily in the background.
This is a damn good an nice long story an ze king simply can't wait to read more! Anywho keep up this awesome work so I has shit to read for thy king demands it!! :P
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The next chapter will be released the monday after this coming one, so hold your load. I don't wanna be a consort.
8542699 One I don't want ya as a consort anyways an second sweet I like more to read
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Do you not remember that Noir and Max handled him in a special little way? It was at the end of chapter 54
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Insert shit eating grin here
I read the "Come hither" part in the sex scene as come hitler and i died
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Whatmustido is one of my main inspirations that got me into writing, dude. I fucked up the quotation anyway.
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fixed for posterity
Good joke
removes his glasses and double face-hoofs Just couldn't resist that one, could you?
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Cum on, I had to slip the tip in
First time through this story and I've been loving it, but that scene is the highlight for me. There are few things I've read that top just how real and alive it was. Beautifully written brings a manly tear to my eye.
I would love to say more, but for once I'm too floored to say the pretty words and pull the heart strings.