A Thief with a heart of a substance better left unsaid wakes up in Equestria after a unlucky turn of events. How will a jaded, world weary human get along with cheery, naive Ponies?
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So who went too far? Did Chris or did all of them?
Okay before I get any farther into this funny stuff that I quite enjoy, is max kinda omniscient when using his power? He can see who he's pranking as he's doing it so I'm just curious
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Who's Chris?
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Max can't see who or what he's touching unless there's another variable in play. Otherwise, he's just feeling around for something until he gropes or grabs it.
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Sorry. Did Max go to far or did they all go to far?
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After reading the Ignus bit I realized what you meant by the Scrying part. I thought it was a spell that worked on a singular person, not like a window.
Also, chiggers like Diaries of a Madman? Hehe
WHAT?! Mama goose died?! Goddamnit I need to stop reading late at night, I just remember her being sick with Fluttershy
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Max and Celestia, namely
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Credit where it's due and all that
You leave Solaire and his sun alone
Gummy bear face biting is not enjoyable unless it's small. Do you know how disgustingly sweet a 5 pound one would be? Horrible
I figured Max'd still be able to teleport somehow, but I didn't give a shit and just waited for it. That being said, pulling yourself through molecules to get to your destination is probably one of the coolest ways to teleport.
Last, but not least, fuck you for this. You're a doo doo head
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I've thought about nickin ideas from that story anyways. Whatmustido writes some good shit
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whatmustido is a dope dude on top of being a good writer. Had a chance to talk to him here recently and he gave me some ideas for a short story.
The time will come when Max's power is revealed, but it'll be a few chapters down the line. Hell, I'm writing Chapter Fifty-One and it still hasn't come up quite yet. I might do something with it in the next chapter, but for now, suffer. Suffer hard.
That Noir-Max-Twi moment was beautiful. Enough shipping fuel to last me a while.
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I think I talked to him once before, but it was so damn long ago
The longer I suffer, the harder I kick you in your private parts. And I already have to wait two weeks for the next chapter (though I guess it's better than near monthly, hm?)
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Near monthly is gracious, it's usually a month and then time for a couple smoke breaks before he posts, but gold takes time to mine.
If you aim for my privates, il m@ke u w8 evn longr m8
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Someone's going to like Chapter Fifty
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You're great, you know that?
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Nah, tell me again in five minutes.
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Don't you 1337 speak me m8, I'll kiss you faggot
You're right on the gold taking awhile tho, the chapters are usually top tier
That was one thing I was waiting for, the Max X Noir X Twilight moment was so wonderful. That's the kind of shit that feeds my soul and when they fight it feels like you're tearing me apart.
I have to admit though that I didn't see anything wrong with Noir pummeling Rarity like that, she was not wrong to do so and Max is just being a whiny bitch for being mad at Noir. I don't quite understand how Max can try to remain friends with Rarity, I would have dumped that bitch long ago.
Mother Goose has passed... I am devastated, let's take a moment of silence for this amazing character.....
Maybe Pinkie does deserve a reward if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge. Even though I know Max won't do it, it's fun to dream... Maybe my morality is a bit loose... Yeah, it definitely is.
Let's talk about
SweetieShity Belle. What the absolute fuck is her problem, the kid needs to be taught a lesson, a bit of "I will skin your parents" and a little bit of "I will rip you sister open and feed you her guts" as well as "I will devour your soul", should do quite nicely, have you thought about that?... I know! Steal all of her emotions and leave sadness behind and let her suffer... Yeah, you're right, that's a bit soft. Take her sanity away.s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/02/5c/f2/025cf2172890fd731d161170bbdd78df--black-on-black-suit-mens-black-suits.jpg
Have them wear that with Max's seal on all of them, that would absolutely great. This is actually the first thing that popped into my head when you said suit.
I have an idea of how Max is going to deal with Discord and I am really hoping that that is what is going to happen. It makes sense and Max should be able to do it and it should provide some good entertainment. I'll tell you if I get it right but with your track record, I'm not too sure, you're too good at this. I guess I will just have to wait until you magic something up.
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Fuck with me and I'll straight up fuck you, sweet heart, come at me then on me.
Of course I'm right, I write. I know the process pretty fucking well by now.
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I'll be glad to rip you in half some time, but for now, the good times shall roll. If you like the sweet shit, it gets a little sweeter in a few chapters.
A part of the reason Max goes so far gets explained in Chapter Fifty, though if you have trouble drawing the connections when it comes, I'll be happy to explain the level of Max's damage.
She honked and mothered all the geese. May she rest forever in peace.
You might be a lolicon m8.
Sweetie Belle will get hers eventually, just wait a while my friend. Patience.
I already have a few ideas of how Discord's going to get handled, I'm just waiting for the right moment to bring it on, but that won't be for a good while. The story probably won't even end with the fall of Dicksword, if that makes you happy.
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You're not making me want to fuck with you any less, baby cakes
And hush. I need to start one day but fuck me I need to get everything planned out
do you
know who i am
i am a
thing
i think
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Annoying is an adjective and a verb. You are both of these things.
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kay
The pranking part of this chapter made me laugh hard so much I was beating my fist on the carpet (I was lying down on the floor in my room while reading. Feels comfy with a pillow on the chest for support if you try it.)
On another note, a little something in the story that got me curious:
Kek. I heard that strange word somewhere in the comments of another story, but I don't honestly know what it means. Not only that, the same comment got so many dislikes, but it wasn't just from that word alone since it said other bad things.
From my perspective, it sounds like a word that a troll would use, or sounds like a mother bird trying regurgitate it's food to feed her young, but instead started choking on its own spit (if birds can do that).
What does it mean anyway?
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Kek refers to topkek, a brand of turkish muffins. Something something internet history and it basically means 'Lol'
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I see. And another question: Nightmare actually means "evil spirit" in a different language, right? Max mentioned that in a chapter somewhere.
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Topkek
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I concur in condensed and condescending confusion
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If memory serves, your guess is correct. I actually researched that a little bit, but I can't remember what chapter it was in.
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Alliteration at its finest
Spoilers cause I don't know how to black bar
Yknow, I just thought about something with "The War" dealio. It's supposed to be a "long time away", whether or not that's 2 years or 10 is something to think about, though.
If it is 10, did Max ever tell Alexander Graham to forget about their conversation? I'm sure he'll be dead inside but insane ramblings are fun. Could make people realize what's happened.
I doubt that's it since you've already stated the countries going to war, but it's just a thought.
Once again, my fist and your dick will be wonderfully acquainted if you make it between humans and ponies. Then maybe it'll give ya a favor, I dunno
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The war is not going to be between Humans and Ponies. That's an overused concept that detracts terribly from a lot of stories and I would hate to actually go along with it.
Graham most likely won't be willing to talk after being tortured for years on end with no relief. Dude's pretty much dead as fuck already.
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I figured he wouldn't, but theories are fun and I like bullshitting around.
Also, no dick kick for you. Gentle strokes only now
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What would make you go from a tender handy to a loving BJ? A war between ants and Ponies?
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Ask and you shall receive. Least I can do for the person who wrote this wonderful story
Fuck I'm caught up, now I have to wait
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You're correct. I done goofed
I found this story completely by accident and I have to say that it was probably one of the best accidents ever. I haven't been this drawn into a story in ages. Eagerly waiting for the next chapter!!!
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I though that looked familiar
*COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*
Hmm, he can just reach in and rip out estrus. I wonder if he can reach in and poke a few interesting concepts as well.
It's be interesting to see him literally stroke someone's libido, that'd be novel :P
so it seems to me that no one besides max ever gets blamed for anything they do while under the effects of magic, while max gets blamed for what he does. just another of the many double standards in the story.
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Have ?I already mentioned that I like you and your comments?
Honestly them waiting to have sex until they're married is kinda dumb and cruel at this point in the story considering what's already happened and the fact that Max is completely okay with having sex only while they are gender-swapped takes an amount of mental gymnastics that I just don't understand.
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Hey Ring I have a question about the rewrite you’re doing. Are there gonna be significant changes with the old story like relationships, fights or anything like that or is it just gonna be the same story but more refined ?