A Thief with a heart of a substance better left unsaid wakes up in Equestria after a unlucky turn of events. How will a jaded, world weary human get along with cheery, naive Ponies?
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Awww c'mon! Blue balled again! You my friend are evil.
Man, thanks for the quick chapter. The scene between Celestia and Max was extremely hot, though I couldn't help but laugh at the ending. It's also nice that he and Luna made peace with each other and that he plans revenge on AJ for going overboard on him.
7822780 Blame Twilight, it's been her fault both times
Damnit!! Again? He got to satisfy two women but was still high and dry himself! I'm surprised he hasn't screamed in frustration yet.
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Every god damn time.
For not being into it, you're damn good at writing it
I can’t help but to realize that I found a non-human sentient being sexier than most women I’d seen before. TO TRUE!!!!
The Princesses gaped as i slowly chewed an apple. I couldn’t help but wonder if they’d notice if I threw a grape in one of their mouths.
F%ck yes
i just don't like the sun tyrant. any time she feels good is a bad day for everyone else as she is happiest when planning her next trolling.
Tiene maldición anime, siempre parece que sí pero al final nada
Lies! You are not English author! In England we write colour!
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Shit, foiled again!
I don't know, I think Twi just saved him from a sexual predator.
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She saved him from a cougar, yes.
The amount of times I have facepalmed in this story because of Twilight... lets just say it is a lot.
Blue-balled again
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Huh. Is that why they are called that?
It makes sense now.
That’s not entirely true, granted we don’t have living sentient beings as old, but we do have a LOT of old living things, like the General Sherman* Tree, i can’t remember what kinda tree he is, but he’s well over 4.000 years old, i think he’s closing in on the 7.000 years actually, so he was a sapling or maybe even a young tree under the last Ice Age,
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But that's a tree tho. We don't have millennia old people, and if we did I'd be using the dust from their beings as kindling for my hellfire cocktail
Me, who's on mobile:
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Chrome, Brave, Firefox, and Opera Touch all have a 'Find in page' feature in their in-app menus c: