A Thief with a heart of a substance better left unsaid wakes up in Equestria after a unlucky turn of events. How will a jaded, world weary human get along with cheery, naive Ponies?
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Eyyyyy
If he's writing this down in the future does that mean he only just then realized he loved applejack
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Ah, riiiight, Dragon Fire. That bullshit "spell" which can deliver small scrolls and object to anyone in the world without any reasonable limitations and wherever that persona might be with absurd precision. Every time someone gets lost in the Equestria I just ask myself: why his/her friends didn't enchant shit out of a scroll with a beacon spell or at least two-way scry and send it with Dragon Fire? I'm quite positive that both Twi and Tia could do just that instead of worrying their buttocks off. Maybe not in this particular Equestria. Maybe there is a limit on sending enchanted paper over it here, but there are versions where you can send living beings with that... yet even there when "main character lost in some hellhole" pattern creeps up no one thinks about that.
And they never every use it to target their enemies. Well, there might be a "send to friends only" limit to that, like you have to have some semblance of a positive connection with a person in order to send something. Otherwise it would be way too convenient not to send explosive and highly poisonous stuff with it.
Well, unless every single hellhole in Equestria is enchanted to prevent Dragon Fire from working. That would rise even more questions, though.
This is my favorite line ever in the history of ever
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Mybe it works along the lines of wild and tamed magic. The everfree is a wild place therefore it has wild magic which interferes with the dragonfires ability to sent a scroll. No idea just a passing thought
I caught that Scott pilgrim reference.
And that right there could spell doom for the whole damn thing. Soon as feelings get involved when it comes to a friend...shit goes South. Been there, done that.
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*sighs heavily* That's why I don't have a dog anymore
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Well she is southern so...
actually like aj picked her pet name you did as well lol.
Here is aj pickin hers
And here you r pickin yours
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Instant regret though. I'd have started with the rewrites since it's all of this crap, just better
Narcolepsy, it’s something that does so the brain at anytime, anyplace, anywhere, can flick of like a flashlight, extremely dangerous,
How he goes from fighting to fucking is beyond me. You handle relationships really well once they began but I think you have problem starting them, He pretty much accepts anyone in his bed who’s tolerable and doesn’t look like a child.
BTW I loved the confrontation, I love Max finally said his fucking peace.