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I write stories, rewrite stories, and am full of bamboo and eggs. Have an egg. Read a story. Don't get eggs on my fucking books.

Recent Works (Usually 1shots)

Fun Fax

Rewrites in progress; Pm for specifics, otherwise enjoy!

Ringtail is the Panda, I'm just the guy that translates for him. Call me Ringo.

Ringtail takes donations of bamboo, eggs, chocolate crickets, and constructive criticism. Don't be mean; I hate swearing while talking to the little guy. Especially since the swear jar gets expensive and Ringtail's a cheap fucker.

Yes, Ringtail is endangered. No, he is not a pet, and it's demeaning that you would call a sentient creature such a thing, even if his sapience is lacking.

No, I, Ringo, am not a furry. Ringtail is his own fuzzball, I have skin and I like other people that have skin.

If you need to contact me or Ringtail, PM's and Discord are the way to go. Ringtail#4665

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Disclaimer: My beliefs don't necessarily echo into my writing. I prefer to have my characters represent multiple opinions, though that's not to say that I won't use a character to explore the exact opposite of my prerogative.
Always open to comments, critique, and occasionally fellatio.

As Always, Stay Cool, Kids


Dude, Do You Know What Time It Is? · 6:05am Dec 31st, 2020

Yes, me, I know what time it is, and we're nearing the point where I can focus-in on tying the rewrites into the shit I originally started touching up. Good times.

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Admiral Snuggles most dangerous and effective weapon: CUTENESS.

Thanks for the invite, and thank you for making a pool of positivity! Looking forward to seeing some jokes and laughs later!

Oh yeah, there were plenty iof plot holes in the original if I'm not mistaken

Yup its Holy alright... Plot holes lol jk

Yeah, MLP is dying fast and A Thief's Tale isn't going to be done anytime soon. I'm working again so I have inspiration, but not time. When I'm not working, I get writer's block by the end of a full week and that's why progress has been so slowover the past 6 weeks.

On a different note, I apologize for not getting back with you sooner. I probably clicked onto my user page to mess with my notifications and missed the note for your reply. That being said, thank you for your readership and I hope you enjoy A Thief's Tale in all it's... Holy Glory

the rewrites i will read im just reading in order right now

i have the forknoledge that the original is more of an IF story and will take that with a grain. my reading style is read as original and pick myself the ending that i think best suits in my opinion if there are multiple and i believe thats what and IF section really is just a way to give the author a way to enact their prefered end if the original didnt meet up to their standard regardless if the IF section is the new or the original end. me? im just enjoying the ride in order and i like my books that way :) it rllly is som good stuff and am punching myself for not startining it sooner since it was the longest "complete" story and im tired of the finding the types of stories i like are always incomplete on hiatus or -shudders- canceled and this is 1 of the few that i enjoy that has the complete still attached and i just wana b sure it is even in original. i dont mind the rewrites especially if the author wasnt happy with it at this point i just wanna read since i dont rlly have anything else to do so incomplete stories that wont be finished piss me off a little since ive ready all the actual books i have and cant find anything new i enjoy anywhere this is the last refuge i have for literary peace and im sad it seems like its dying more each day now the main cannon is done :fluttercry:

I wasn't happy with how the story was going after chapter fifty and ended the original at 73, so yes, A Thief's Tale is technically complete.

That being said, 1-22 are on Fimfic as rewrites and I have 36-50 done outside of fimfic, I just need to get 23-35 before I can post the later rewrites

just to clarify A thief's tale: road to redemption is complete fully prior to the rewrites correct? i dont mind if most is now an IF factor but i would be most displeased if it isnt atleast complete in its original format cause spending a full week reading (usually it takes me 1-1.5 day or so for over 2mil words but i wanna enjoy some slow readz and this is too fukkin good to speed read) this i cannot and will not be happy if discord dont get his

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