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I write stories, rewrite stories, and am full of bamboo and eggs. Have an egg. Read a story. Don't get eggs on my fucking books.

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Fun Fax

Red Panda, first and foremost. Also a writer, but mostly just do panda stuff.

No, I don't have a fursuit; I'm a panda. I already have fuzz.

Will eat eggs and bamboo. Not together. Not always. Sometimes.

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Disclaimer: I don't necessarily believe in what I write about. Different emotions surface during different moments and often I just find grit and mushy-gushy garbage entertaining to flesh out. Always open to comments, critique, and occasionally fellatio.


A Thief's Tale: Re: 23 (Put On The Red Light) Patch Notes · 1:19am Saturday

Alright jacks of ass and my dearest readers, we've officially topped the word count for the longest chapter in the story by about 2000 words. The fun fact is that it could have easily been 70k if I didn't delete as much as I did, but let's get onto the differences, yeah?

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Oh yeah, there were plenty iof plot holes in the original if I'm not mistaken

Yup its Holy alright... Plot holes lol jk

Yeah, MLP is dying fast and A Thief's Tale isn't going to be done anytime soon. I'm working again so I have inspiration, but not time. When I'm not working, I get writer's block by the end of a full week and that's why progress has been so slowover the past 6 weeks.

On a different note, I apologize for not getting back with you sooner. I probably clicked onto my user page to mess with my notifications and missed the note for your reply. That being said, thank you for your readership and I hope you enjoy A Thief's Tale in all it's... Holy Glory

the rewrites i will read im just reading in order right now

i have the forknoledge that the original is more of an IF story and will take that with a grain. my reading style is read as original and pick myself the ending that i think best suits in my opinion if there are multiple and i believe thats what and IF section really is just a way to give the author a way to enact their prefered end if the original didnt meet up to their standard regardless if the IF section is the new or the original end. me? im just enjoying the ride in order and i like my books that way :) it rllly is som good stuff and am punching myself for not startining it sooner since it was the longest "complete" story and im tired of the finding the types of stories i like are always incomplete on hiatus or -shudders- canceled and this is 1 of the few that i enjoy that has the complete still attached and i just wana b sure it is even in original. i dont mind the rewrites especially if the author wasnt happy with it at this point i just wanna read since i dont rlly have anything else to do so incomplete stories that wont be finished piss me off a little since ive ready all the actual books i have and cant find anything new i enjoy anywhere this is the last refuge i have for literary peace and im sad it seems like its dying more each day now the main cannon is done :fluttercry:

I wasn't happy with how the story was going after chapter fifty and ended the original at 73, so yes, A Thief's Tale is technically complete.

That being said, 1-22 are on Fimfic as rewrites and I have 36-50 done outside of fimfic, I just need to get 23-35 before I can post the later rewrites

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