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Ringtael


I write stories, rewrite stories, and am full of bamboo and eggs. Have an egg. Read a story. Don't get eggs on my fucking books.

Nov
14th
2020

Chapter Thirty-One Is Official · 2:52am November 14th

Yeah, that's a my b on that one, but it's done now and we come ever closer to the rewrites not needing as much time as they currently take. Again, if you've forgotten, we're looking around 36-38 for faster chapter releases, so hold onto your assorted cells and bear with me here.

As Always, Stay Cool Kids

Oct
28th
2020

My Bad: The Derpening · 1:01am October 28th

So I finished chapter 31 and posted it without proofreading. If you think I'm fucking stupid now, you should see what my editors put up with.

Sorry, but in the meantime uh... I mean uh...

My bad lmao

As Always, Pay Attention to What You're Doing

Aug
24th
2020

Ah fuck, I can easily believe I've done this. · 8:56am August 24th

So uh... I was thinking about the rewrites and was all like, 'Yo, when tf does Lupa fuck off for that quest?' and then I was like, 'Yo, wasn't that like, Chapter 26?', but then I was totally all, 'Shit, that's 27 and I just posted that.'.

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Aug
4th
2020

Rewrite To Redemption Update · 9:26pm August 4th

Chapter Twenty-Seven is officially finished, and with it we bring Noir into the picture along with tackling Twilight with the love hug she deserves at this point in the story.

The frustrating thing is that I wrote about 12-15k into the chapter, got about 6k added to the previous total, and have absolutely no clue what I changed because my brain decided to delete those files and kept the squee sound effect for some fucking reason. Speaking of, Flutter.yay might still be up

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Jun
25th
2020

The Order Of The Dark Oats · 12:06pm June 25th

Re: Twenty-Five is officially finished and uh... Well, I wanted to rewrite the entire mission with Crimson, but I ended up developing more of Max's splintering psyche than the mission itself, but now the entire thing has a different flavor.

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May
23rd
2020

A Thief's Tale: Re: 23 (Put On The Red Light) Patch Notes · 1:19am May 23rd

Alright jacks of ass and my dearest readers, we've officially topped the word count for the longest chapter in the story by about 2000 words. The fun fact is that it could have easily been 70k if I didn't delete as much as I did, but let's get onto the differences, yeah?

Final Warning: Spoilers Ahead

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May
6th
2020

Redoing the Ringtail/Ringo Logo · 9:48pm May 6th

With the addition of the new art for A Thief's Tale comes the tantalizing prospect of a new avatar for which to tout my idiocy. Ringtail is the name and it's going to stick; we're long past the Casper Magic days of swapping names every couple weeks. However, that being said, I like the current profile picture I use for my writing and all. I'm just in the market for something new and am open to ideas. I was thinking of having an image of myself and the red panda attributed to my online persona

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May
4th
2020

A New Cover for A Thief's Tale · 9:27pm May 4th

There's not really much to it other than I commissioned another cover for A Thief's Tale because I didn't like the first one all that much in the first place. I'll be keeping an eye on the post for feedback, but here's the new cover as done by a russian guy.

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Apr
11th
2020

A Thief's Tale: The Course of Canon · 2:33am April 11th

Okay, my proud, proud homies. My readers and fans. The people who look at A Thief's Tale and view the fuck out of it:

I have an announcement and it might annoy some people. Chapters 51-73, as in 'Fuck Me, and Not In The Nice Way' to 'The Dawn of Kaid Maximus' are all officially an 'IF' offshoot. I repeat, about 23 chapters are now and forever obsolete and noncanon. I thank you for your time, sausage, and views.

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Apr
1st
2020

Concerning Rewrites · 2:32pm April 1st

I'm deviating the story from chapter fifty onward, so big yeet. I'll finish the rewrites here, but I'll still be working on new chapters for awhile. Have fun with the rewrites!

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