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I have stuff on the internet. You should check it out. Or not. I don't decide what you do. You could just fap again for all I know.


Applejack and Big Macintosh are fantastic at what they do. Not only can they string curse words together like mares and stallions twice their age, but they can also infuriate the elderly while doing it!

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That was pretty funny and good! I only saw one tiny insignificant little accident in the story and that's just one little letter on the (I think) the twenty-secondth paragraph. Instead of Mac it's spelled 'Max'. But, other than that, perfect in ways as far as I can see. And, the dialogue with old Granny Smith is priceless (at least to me). :rainbowlaugh: Great job on the story friend. :pinkiehappy: :twilightsmile:

10/10 My friend. The way Granny came on was priceless:rainbowlaugh:

I'm pretty sure he is quite used to writing down Max since his main story, so you can't really give him any shit for that.

This was absolutely hilarious to read. I just woke up and this is what greeted me, sure A Thief's Tale would have been better but, you can't deny the allure of a laugh in the morning.

Thank you. I'm app to bring a piece of my childhood to the internet.

The 'X' and 'C' keys are also right next to each other, so I probably made a couple of typos and passed them by. :ajbemused:
Oh well, I'll just ctrl+f that shit.

Glad you had a laugh. I was afraid 0of having to fluff the story a little more since the original takes less than two minutes to get said and done, but it turned out okay.

Oh no. If you read my response to him I meant him no harm. I really did enjoy the story. And, he's fortunate enough it was just me. There are, literal minded morons that jump on people for having some misspellings instead of being polite about it you know? :ajbemused: :facehoof: But again. He did good. I really did enjoy his take and tale on the characters. And, I guess there's a moral here somewhere. Like, hell hath no fury than a Granny Smith in the mornings? Or, something along those lines. :rainbowlaugh:

Again, you honestly did good. And again, it was nothing. Usually, it always bothers me when people just jump on one another for minor little reasons. I mean, if you're going to do that to somebody try be polite or nice about is what I always say. :twilightsheepish: But again, great job! :twilightsmile:

Oh, I did not mean to come off as hostile. This is my favorite author we are talking about so these little mistakes don't bother me.

It seems a computer scientist (me) messed up and forgot about the locations of x and c...

OH, I was expressing irritation toward myself for not editing like I need to. I have editors for a reason, in fairness. Thank you for catching the glitch in the matrix though.
It's just been a constant pain in my ass here recently with the stories featuring big Mac. It's an easy slip up and Max always looks right. I mean, I kinda just realized that I wrote a fucking series. ...

8645604 Again, it's no biggie. :twilightsmile:

Again, it's no problem. Sometimes something so small can easily be overlooked. It's not the end of the world if there's one tiny little error. :twilightsheepish: ... That, or unless you have Twilight on your shoulder. Then, commence freak out! :twilightoops: :rainbowlaugh:

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