Years drifting in space aboard a frigates wreck with nothing to do but wait and think can really wear an AI thin, and when that AI is already past its expected rampancy date, all that thinking time is dangerous. Very dangerous. Fortunately for Cortana, the frigate is pulled into an unknown planets atmosphere, allowing her to take her mind off of rampancy for a while. After being rudely awoken from cryo sleep, the Master Chief, along with Cortana, manages to escape the burning vessel. They have very serious problems though...

They have no idea where they are, or how they'll get back to Earth.

They can only hope someone finds their distress beacon, and fast. The Chief doesn't have many supplies, and with a rapidly decaying AI in his head, he has a lot on his hands. Luckily for them, the planet is life supporting. Unfortunately though, the inhabitants of the strange planet aren't the most welcoming of a seven foot tall alien, especially when that alien is as aggressive and lethal as Spartan-117. The Chief has only one objective, find a way off of the planet. The inhabitants will soon learn, however, that the Spartan is extremely aggressive, and will stray slightly from his objective to harm them if he must. Chief also learns that these beings are no pushovers, and will defend their home and kingdom with their lives.

The first few chapters are mostly to establish a plot, there will be much more action after them. This is also my first fic, so constructive criticism is appreciated. I will be reading the comments quite thoroughly for the first while, so you may see some of your ideas in future chapters. I am only 15 years old, so basically, I have school, homework, and sports that will quite often get in the way of this story, but I will work on it as much as I can when I can. I won't give up or quit in the middle of the story despite what the ratings may be, and last but not least, I won't be turning this into some huge cliche war where Equestria ends up fighting the UNSC and whatnot. Because Equestria would get screwed. Badly. Then the story would be ruined, so, I hope anyone who reads this enjoys!

I do not own the Halo franchise, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, or Forward Unto Dawn.

Story added on October 25th. Edited by myself, and inspired by Halo: Ponies and Clouded Pasts by Blazer and The Mercy, Regret, and Truth by Master 4871.

PS: This made it into the featured box the second day it was uploaded, and remained there for a couple weeks. I'm pretty damn proud of that since this was my first fanfic ever, and the first thing I ever posted anywhere. The only other people to read my creative writing creations were my English teachers and occasionally my grandparents and father. So seeing the first thing I submit get such great feedback and a huge amount of views (huge to me), is just amazing to me.

Thanks, bros.

"Perhaps she will lead the remnants of our kind out of the Burning... But I do not dare believe it, Doctor. Our world has already been murdered. All of this is just the final gasp of breath... before the end."

Something has happened. Something terrible beyond measure. Matter is breaking down, energy is building up, reality is tearing itself apart at the seams and time is going all pear shaped.

To top it all off, a certain draconequus has appeared on the TARDIS pleading for the help of an "old friend", but the Doctor hasn't quite met him yet...while the Doctor's companions have.

Formally Doctor Whoof: ...Sed quis vos teneo

Daring Doo is the world-famous archaeologist and explorer. She's seen stranger things and experienced more scrapes with death then anypony else.

The Doctor is the last of his kind, from another reality entirely. He's seen more of the universe then anypony thought possible, and still wants more.

A small temple in the jungle holds something both of them want, as well as several dangers neither of them hoped to see.

Equestria has made the discovery of the century. They found what they believed to be the last of the mythical race of the humans trapped inside of a large crystal. Curiosity takes hold and with the help of Twilight Sparkle and the elements of harmony they decide to set it free. But was that a wise decision?

Cover art not done by me.

A plethora of perplexing paradoxes has put Ponyville in a persistent peril. With Celestia seemingly missing and no apparent clues as to what might be causing this emergency, Twilight Sparkle seeks out the only pony in Ponyville who might know enough about time to save them. When the eccentric stallion picks an unexpected unicorn as his companion, the adventure begins.

As these two unlikely partners travel through Equestria's distant past and even further future more mysteries come to light, not the least of which being just how these two ponies are connected.

Basically, there's adventure, mystery, time travel, magic tricks, science tricks, Beatles references, rainy day memories, and lamentations on fashion. It's nuts.

(An attempt to legitimately combine the universes/canonicity of Doctor Who and MLP and simultaneously give Trixie a back story. I do what I can to make important references understood, but if you are not down for Doctor Who, then this may not be for you. My suggestion: Give it a read anyway, tell me why you're not a fan. We'll chat. It'll be nice.)

((Now complete with chapter titles you should probably ignore and a picture I find hilarious!))

The criminal organization known as akatsuki have completed their long acomplished goal of capturing the nine tailed beasts, already sealing the first seven. When attemping to seal the final two, however, something goes wrong, and the group is sent off their planet.

Waking up, they discover they have been transformed into colorful horses, yet they still posess there ninja abilities. Now travelling through the land, they begin a quest to find a way to return to their world. They are determined to get back, no matter who or what stands in their way.

This story depicts an alternate universe where the members of the akatsuki were not killed. Continuity and other factors from the origional timeline will be altered
For entertainment purposes.

Alternate Cover art

Special thanks to Thardoc for editing for me

Deadpool has found himself in Equestria. He isn't very happy about being in a place that's too happy, but he is trying to fit in with everypony. He makes friends and enemies, and confuses the hell out of everything. Will he be able to find a way home?Will he be stuck there? And if so, will he be a good citizen, or bring about the end of Equestria as we know it?

"You know, I don't do that to EVERYWHERE I go, you didn't have to mention that. You're lucky you're safe behind your little laptop screen or wherever the hell you're using this from. If you destroy my image completely in here, I will not hesitate to strangle ya through the-"

Do you wish for a story or not?

"Fine."

So let it be said... so let it... be done.

A rewriting of an old story: with help from Zachthebrony

A What If about if Hulk landed in Equestria instead of Planet Hulk. For those not familiar with Planet Hulk. Its when Reed Richards, Namor the Sub-Mariner, Tony Stark, Professor Charles Xavier, Doctor Steven Strange and Black Bolt decide to launch the Hulk into space and Hulk lands on a planet. No spoilers. In this story, Hulk/Bruce Banner lands in Equestria and collapses from hunger. He is nursed back to health by Princess Luna on the day before Shining Armour and Cadance get married. Bruce and Luna realize they have a lot more in common than just a pulse. When Queen Chrysalis crashes the wedding, Hulk helps the Mane 6 in the battle. That is if Hulk doesn't destroy all of Equestria first. Also why is there chocolate milk seeping through the pictures?

As a Disclaimer: I do not own Bruce Banner or any other bipedal characters in this story. They are owned by Marvel Comics and Stan Lee

Traveling between parallel universes is impossible, especially during the process of regeneration, but the Tenth Doctor doesn't have time to question the facts. He's just been thrust through a tear in the fabric of reality, gotten a new body, and landed on a planet called Equestria. Specifically, he's landed in the worst possible place in all Equestria – somewhere that's ready to unleash a “big ol' storm of chaos”.

That's just the beginning of the Doctor's strange new lease on life: there's a whole host of mysteries to explore. Who is Derpy Hooves, the gray pegasus who understands more about him than even she knows how to explain? How does Princess Celestia already know him? And what's the truth behind the Order?

Above all, the Doctor needs to discover if this new universe can heal the wounds he suffered in the last. Only one thing is certain: there's an awful lot of running left to do.

(Warning: For those of you who haven't watched up to the Doctor Who episode 'The End of Time'... spoilers. Also, this story begins between Seasons 2 and 3 of FiM, and things start to... diverge from there.)

Side stories can be found at The Merely Mundane Tales (of a Mad-Pony in a Box).