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The Merc With A Mouth finds himself in Equestria. This'll take some getting used to.

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Issue #28: Be kind... use your head, and mind already!: Part 1

Deadpool vs Equestria

Issue #28

Previously on Deadpool vs Equestria

Large Lipped Alligator Happening. LLAH.
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Deadpool sat on the couch, waiting for Fluttershy to arrive downstairs. Eventually, she appeared, saw him sitting on the couch, and trotted over to him.

"Well... I'm g-gonna go get Twilight. I'll be right back..." Fluttershy simply said, leaving without saying goodbye.

{She's probably still mad at you for brushing off her kindness.}

[But... what do we do now? She's basically left us at home to fend for ourselves, and the best we can do if some weird robber breaks in, we have to somehow bash their head in and tell them to fuck off, 'I love you bye.' Motherly love, mind.]

{At least she loves us.}

...

{...}

[...]

{...}

[BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]

{FUCK YOU, ELLEN.}

[...Let it go.]

{WHY MARY.}

[...]

-----Point of View: Angel Bunny-----

Angel Bunny sat with his fellow team-mates of the Woodland 6, having a blank expression on his face, as the other five members began to argue over Deadpool. He mostly tuned them out. He had heard enough to know that at this point, they were all judging what to do with Deadpool.

I can just tell... thought Angel, That Miss Rabbit and Cutie will suggest we try to help Fluttershy change his ways, Hyper's going to suggest getting Pinkie to start a party and get them to 'fight the power' like Romeo and Juliet and be together, no matter how much Equestria might, for some reason, disapprove, Fuzzy's gonna say 'Kill him,' and Tim's gonna say, 'I dunno,' or something along those lines.

"Everyone..." Angel began, "What's your suggestions?"

"Help change his ways, of course!" Miss Rabbit proudly declared.

"I second that..." Cutie seconded.

"Fight the power!" Hyper yelled.

"We have to skin him alive, and maybe eat his bones, and feed them to Lyra! FEED THEM!" Fuzzy screamed.

"I don't know." Tim said.

"I say we help Fluttershy to change his ways. It's the least we can do for our guardian." Angel said. And the least I can do for Miss Rabbit.

"Thank you, Angel." Miss Rabbit thanked.

"Thanks..." Cutie said.

"FIGHT THE POWER!" Hyper yelled desperately.

"...Okay, we'll do that too." Angel said, in order to get Hyper to stop going on about the power.

"FEED THEM!" Fuzzy screamed.

"We're not gonna do that."

"I don't know." Tim said.

"...Shutup." Angel retorted.

-----Point of View: Deadpool-----

"So, Author, you like Take My Breath Away?" Deadpool asked.

...Yes.

"I don't. It reminds me of Tom Cruise."

Don't you like Tropic Thunder?

{Who doesn't?]

Does that mean both of you are speaking?

{Yes.]

"Yeah, I like Tropic Thunder, but Loki's an idiot."

Tom Hiddleston is kinda good.

"You had him as your avatar for a while."

That was Tom Hiddleston edited into the Joker. That's a good thing.

"And now you're... whoever the heck that is."

Daniella.

"Why are you Daniella?"

AHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Is that a good enough reason?

".....No, but I'm going to say yes, because I'm trying to pretend to be disturbed."

Good for you.

*Knock knock*

"Who's there?" Deadpool asked.

"Twilight." Twilight's voice called.

"Twilight who?"

"Twilight Sparkle... you know tha-"

"Couldn't resist. Come in."

Twilight and Fluttershy entered the cottage.

"Haaaai." Deadpool greeted. "So what's the test?"

"Have you ever taken one of those tests that tell you things about your personality?" Twilight asked.

I have.

"Uhh, sure." Deadpool said.

"This is like one of them, it measures your kindness."

"Wouldn't it have been better to do that first?"

"Then it wouldn't be worth doing the previous tests if we knew how you were going to react. This way, we can find another method of fixing you, one that will definitely have better results. Are you ready?" Twilight asked.

"Ready as I ever will be." Deadpool answered.

{Not very.}

...Shutup.
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To be continued in the next issue!

By the way...

This is definitely nearing it's end.

Definitely.

But I have some GOOD ideas for it!

{What good ideas?}

Soon.

{But we're the caption boxes, we won't tell n-}

SOON!

[I didn't get a say he-]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-uh.

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