Deadpool Vs. Equestria

by Live Light

Issue #10.5: 'Nuff said.

Deadpool walked to Sugarcube Corner, expecting Pinkie Pie to jump out at him when he opened the door. Which didn't happen. He went upstairs, and looked in her room to see if she was asleep. He hadn't really gone in her room before, so only had a quick peek. Pinkie was sleeping on a pink bed with blue covers, and as far as he could see, the room's wallpaper was pink.

After looking, he nodded, and went into his room, to ponder recent events.

{In Ultimate Spider-Man's cartoon, Hulk was ill.}

HAH!

[The Author has been neglecting us slightly.]

I was busy.

{Someone wanted The Recluse to have a random tag.}

Ask him.

I don't know.

[Have you lost weight?]

Is that important?

[With the Black Widow, apparently it is.]

{The Author seems to have gotten more intelligent (Help us all) and is starting to assign colours to things.}

It's not bad news, is it?

[I want a dental plan.]

{There's an eyeball in 'me soup.}

[Apparently we eat soup now.]

{The Author only had time to make this a mini-episode.}

[He also remembered how much he likes the Socially Awkward Penguin meme.]

{In The Recluse, Author adapted a rip-off of you named Deathelocke.}

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What?

{There's a rip-off of you now. Deathelocke. And he wears blue. And the Author's considering adding him later as an extra head voice/important plot device.}

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Comments

[Rainbowblitz]

... waste of my time ... but still good but very random indubitably

[Ermita]

well alrighty then dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Twilight_crazy.png
the only place ive seen that penquin is on nobodyepics awkward moments videos. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png

[Live Light]

1529717 I found out about it after sticking with Know Your Meme videos for a long time.

They have funny stuff there.

[Ermita]

i dont like them, there the reason i stumbled upon the c word, and not the one you cant say in front of grandma
also, guess who aquired IT today, go on, guess dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Sweetie_happy.png

[Live Light]

1530482 It's either you, an apparition of my sanity come back to haunt me, a strange person stalking us all, an obsessive fan, a dedicated fan, a depressed clown, or all of the above.

Since you're you and you're dedicated, not obsessive, I'm going to go with the first answer.

[Ermita]

well actually, it was my cat, but she is MY cat so by transitive property, yes me
(my cat is obsessed with clowns)

[Live Light]

1530545 My cat is obsessed with brushing her head on everything, and also with me petting her. Yeah.

At least cats don't jump all over the place and don't leave their leavings like dogs do.

Cats are the ideal pet for relaxed people. And they're cute.

I regret that they can't be as cute as Fluttershy.

[Ermita]

i prefer dogs because i can never seem to find my cat and feel its plotting (lol plot dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_plot.png ) against me, but i always know were the dog is, just look were you plan to sit and thats were youll find the dog.
i have had 4 cats and like 7 dogs and this has always been true. (between the internet and me, i think its all a conspiracy to kill us all, shhhhh) dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_rainbowderp_flip.png

[Live Light]

1530655 IT'S A CONSPIRA-blatambler, hinkiyanayaaaarrrgghhhh.

*Watches government agents ignore his conspiracy revelations.*

Itsaconspiracy

[Ermita]

seems legit

[Melkor]

1530655
I Understand how that joke can relate to mares but I've heard those jokes when referencing stallions. Does it still work then?
(Yeah I went there)

[Goodbye1234567890]

i'm not following anything in this mini chapter...