Deadpool Vs. Equestria
Issue #16
Previously on Deadpool Vs. Equestria
And now the weather. Scattered showers-
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Spider-Man opened his eyes, and looked at his surroundings. He was in some sort of apartment. One side was rather messy, the other side looked like there had been a little bit of work done. In fact, he saw a woman sorting out the apartment. After rubbing his eyes, he realized that it was Pinkie Pie... in... human form. He was still rather uncomfortable with that knowledge. And god knows where Deadpool's off to.
Pinkie turned around to look at him.
"Oh, hi Featherweight, how are ya?" She asked.
"...Uh... my name's Spider-Man..." He replied.
"...Huh, maybe names work a bit differently in this world."
Although Peter had dabbled a bit on the fandom, he had watched only some of the episodes... maybe about 7. So he had no idea Featherweight was a character.
He suddenly heard a lot of laughter from the other room.
"...I'd say that's Deadpool, but that doesn't sound like him..." Spider-Man commented.
"Deadpool's watching YouTube." Pinkie replied, shrugging.
"..He's... watching YouTube..." Spider-Man said.
"Yep!"
"An act that requires only moving one's wrist..."
"Yeah?"
"And you're out here cleaning his room, doing the hard work, while he's doing that?"
"Oh, we're waiting for something I organized, we're doing what we're doing because we're bored and need something to pass the time, and frankly, you were making a good decoration too. Like one of those bear thingies you find on the floor!"
"Uh huh... and what is this thing you organized?" Spidey asked.
"What else... but a PARTY!?"
"...Uh... you just got here... so err... You might not know how to use that body as well as your usual one... so... things might be difficult."
"Just a minute, Feather," Pinkie said, before calling to Deadpool, "Wadey, did you look at what I suggested?"
"Hell no, I'm not a fan!" He yelled back.
"But it's the same guy you're watching, and he's not a fan either!"
"Well, why didn't you say so?"
"I did, you just wanted to go on about how godly Cry's laughter is!"
A bit of silence.
"...Oh. Right. Is the kid awake?" Deadpool asked.
"Yup!" She replied.
Deadpool teleported into the room, and looked at Spidey.
Spidey looked at him.
Spidey got creeped out by his constant staring.
"Don't make a 'Marvel lost the right 20 years ago joke,' I'm pretty sure they owned only Transformers that time, definitely not this, now look what's happened! DISNEY HAS BOUGHT NOT ONLY MARVEL, BUT STAR WARS! WHAT'S NEXT!? MICKEY WAN KENOBI!? LUKE SKYWALKER IN KINGDOM HEARTS!? AGH!"
Spidey was mildly surprised by Deadpool's outburst. He was just used to the fact he would have outbursts like these.
"Anyway, who wants Chimichangas?" Deadpool asked.
"I thought you were gonna look at that thing I told you to watch," Pinkie said, "You should do it now before you forget."
"That can wait, Pinks." Deadpool said.
"Pwweeeeaaaaase?" Pinkie said, giving him the puppy dog eyes, while holding a picture of a cat in a wrestling mask.
"Alright, fine..." Deadpool said, quickly averting his eyes. "But that picture is deadly, you must dispose of it at once." He then teleported back into the room he was in previously.
"What're you making him watch?" Spidey asked.
Pinkie Pie grinned.
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{No, Cry, don't go down the hole, DON'T!}
[AIIE! SCARY PINKIE!]
Haah. Amigara.
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Deadpool poked his head through the door, after watching the video. Pinkie had a huge grin on her face, a grin that was impossible by human standards. He looked at Spider-Man.
"Aaaand... what're you still doing there?" He asked.
"Making sure you're don't do anything you shouldn't." Spidey replied.
"Why wouldn't I? I do that all the time. I'm even doing such things right now."
"Which means... what exactly?" Spidey felt as though he was going to have to hurt him soon if he didn't make his intentions clear.
"I'm helping organize a party, Pinkie Pie Style. It's never happened on Earth. And we're gonna survive it." Deadpool explained.
"And you're helping... why?" Spidey asked.
Deadpool walked through the door he was looking out of. He shrugged. Then, he walked back in, and poked his head through again. "She wanted to see Earth, I guess."
"This party's gonna be SUPER!" Pinkie exclaimed ecstatically. "I never had a party in a different body before, this is gonna be fun!"
"And why did you want to go to Earth?" Spidey asked Pinkie.
"I dunno. Just felt like it." Pinkie said, shrugging.
"So, Spidey... feel like attending?" Deadpool asked. "You could be the guy we go to to walk all over you figuratively as we ask you to do a lot of things. Maybe even let us walk all over you literally. I could stand on your skull."
"...What?" Spidey asked, not sure if he heard Deadpool correctly.
"Do you wanna help organize the party?" Pinkie translated.
"No, I have more important things to do." Spidey said.
"Then... why are you here?" Deadpool asked, not really grasping one little bit of reason out of this, so much that he walked through the door and didn't bother to go back in the other room.
"Because you're the nearest threat, and I'm just waiting for you to attack something."
"Well, that's kinda rude!" Pinkie said. "There's probably a vampiric sabre-toothed tiger outside attacking innocent civillians, and you're gonna ignore the possibilities?"
"Vampiric sabre-toothed tigers aren't possible..." Spidey responded, groaning, "Sabre-tooths are extinct anyway."
"Vampiric sabre-toothed tigers..." Deadpool pondered, "That means there are hipster robots outside... we're in Scribblenauts, aren't we?"
"Yeah, but seriously..." Pinkie began, "You should really go, you're not doing anything for the story anymore, you were really just a last-minute idea."
Spider-Man looked at Deadpool, then Pinkie Pie, and facepalmed. "Fine, go ahead, just make sure you don't kill or maim anyone, Deadpool." And with that he opened the window and jumped out.
*Thwip*
"So err..." Deadpool began, "What now?"
"Well, now that he's gone, I'm gonna go look for some clothes to wear for the party!" She said, casually walking into the next room.
....Suddenly, Pinkie Pie. Appearing right in front of Deadpool.
"Agh(!)" Deadpool said, mildly surprised, but more freaked out by her sudden appearance. She was pointing an accusing finger at him.
"No peeking." She warned, before walking back into the other room, closing the door behind her, and locking it consecutively. Deadpool almost swore he heard a giggle after the locking.
[But I want to-]
{No.}
[But she-]
{Nope.}
[I-]
{CONFOUND IT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET US KILLED WITH THAT ATTITUDE, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PINKIE PIE IS CAPABLE OF, DEMON.}
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[Theoretically speaki-]
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To be continued in the next issue!
[autr pls]
qiut yrlw boxx i tyrn do m ocupatin.
[I WANT TO LOOK! AGH!]
I used the entire nope.avi video. What part of NO! Don't you understand!?
[THIS SUCKS!]
[...Okaybye]
i like the pic of human pinkie also first
Human Pinkie Pie is about the cutest thing EVER!
Also I agree that Disney buying Marvel and All Star Wars productions facilities opens up alot of possibilities.
1702307 ....NOOOOOOOO!
birthday cake crown, with flaming candles....
seems like me and pinky have similar taste (lol cake) in head wear. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png
1702307 I, the author, claim the 200th comment, in that case.
1702725 Humans... interesting concept. *Prefers being made of vapor. Wonders if he should search for a visible gas that is a dark colour. Besides smoke.*
1702730 Aye got 200th comment. Is zat okaye?
1702949 That Pinkie lol-face seriously creeps me out... but it's okay.
Spoiler alert: She wears what she wears in the picture to the party.
NO PEEKING.
i like the antro pinkie better
1703323
Or she will kill him... Literally.
(Now I want that to happen just so that Deadpool can fail at staying dead)
Oh yeah and Deadpool can't date Pinkie because he's already in love with Death. Nobody cheats (on) Death.
(Not a made up thing. He really does love Death)
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you also got the hundredth comment, but i got the 200th on The Recluse so come at me bro!!!!111one dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png
antro pinkie pie by ss2sonic
1703323 its okay in one story i ended up with the 777th comment
1703323 Nooooooooooo!
1703371 This is true. He does like the sexy skeleton. But is not possibleh. The OTP will never come true. We have THANOS to thank for that. So now, DP has on-off relations now, I guess. And your suggestion for him getting killed makes me wonder whether I should name the next chapter 'So Much Pressure.'
1703381 *Runs at H4rvD4wgs. Goes through him because he is not solid. Should try a voodoo spell to go into his OC's body, Child's Play style* That way, I can include Fluttershy in my blogs. Lulz.
1703592 Okie-Dokie-Loki!
1703679
That would open up the obvious "Under Pressure" Queen reference.
Also since I'm thinking about your avatar being Loki. Loki once told Deadpool that he was his father after Deadpool was having one of his amnesia episodes
EDIT:"My common sense is tingling". So many lulz to be had and so little time.
1703725 I think I read one issue where that happened... Err... Did he turn Deadpool into Tom Cruise? Which I think depressed him... I know that from a wiki... I don't go out to buy comics much, really. In fact, there was one place I was thinking of going to, because a friend told me there ere some Deadpool comics there... at least until I saw some hoodies. My mind instantly went:
'I don't like the look of those teenagers.'
In my day.
1703679
i don't have an OC, im lazy dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/eenope.png
also fluttershy dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Fluttershy.png You jelly? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Fluttershy_umad.png
1703817 No, me gaseousentitythatcallsitselfaformofvaporforshort. ...I wonder if i should imagine myself as something else...
I mean, first I was a skinny man with delusions of granduer, then I'm a bunch of disorganised atoms.
How much until I'm SATISFIED!? (Any emote BUT THAT ONE! AGH.)
1703916
Oh no? WELL HOW ABOUT THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!1 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Fluttershy.png
its funny because when i typed that i was exited, then i realized my only other fluttershy was a sad one, except for this one! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Fluttershy_lolface.png
1703951 There's only one thing I can say to this...
1704001
and the only thing i can say to that is[youtube=bDhRBkGesLQ]
crap already used that... how about[youtube=Ym5KsSI4YTA] its not relavant but i dont care dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Mr_Cake.png
1703802
I have never looked up Deadpool history online (Maybe I should)
All of the information I know came from "Deadpool Secret Invasion" In back of the comic book is a section titled "Deadpool Saga"
One section says "Deadpool's adventures continued, setting him against super heroes, super-villains, werewolves, aliens, killer insects, and more. The god Loki even tried to convince Deadpool that they were father and son, which seemed as believable as anything else that happened in Deadpool's life"
RANDOM DEADPOOL QUOTE! (It doesn't make sense without context but whenever has he made sense?)
"You're right, WILSON can't... he's DEAD...
But DEADPOOL'S in the house now spanky!! So pick up your FACE!
And your PANCREAS.
And your LUNG.
And your DUODENUM."
1704352
Deadpool Knock Knock joke
"Knock knock"
"Who's th--"
BLAM!
Better Deadpool quote
"You know what? &@#$ Tacos. AND waiting"
[Wait WHAT did you just say? &@#$ TACOS? Sure, you're FRUSTRATED, but... STEP BACK FROM THE EDGE, MAN!]
and
"This time it's personal. This time... It's for the Tacos." (could be a catch phrase) "For the Tacos!"
Last comment today (I promise)
Norman Osborn created the cure for cancer... in an attempt to kill Deadpool.
1704403 Hrm. Brings back memories of a year or two ago...
Me and another friend decided to use the Metal Gear Online game to make a series of Deadpool episodes, where one Deadpool meets another Deadpool, and they meet a Deadpool that's more relevant to MGO, and they meet a terrorist Deadpool named Achmedpool, and then T-Ray comes back for some reason, and he can blow up hearts, and I sent a script using the Royal Canterlot Voice (By accident... I had no idea bronism existed at the time. ), and then Ultimate Deadpool from the Ultimate Universe showed up, and stuff happened, and the three good Deadpools won.
We liked to use that knock knock joke back then, which is why I posted this comment. That, and Deadpool and the Royal Canterlot Voice were mentioned.
If anyone's curious to how I used the Royal Canterlot voice without knowing, I heard someone use it on Youtube, and I just thought it was speaking in Shakespearean English while yelling... my friend probably didn't know what bronism was as well, because he didn't mention anything about it at all...
Good times. Gooood times.
Deadpool Quote of the day.
"Why do people see me and scream? I really have to work on my reputation."
[You Think? I mean we couldn't get a date if we bought a calendar.]
{Damn, that's cold...but true. Strippers won't even take our money. And they're not exactly choosy}
Poor Deadpool, nobody
loveslikes him.Oh hey Live Light! Have you seen the Hulk Vs Wolverine movie? It has some really good Deadpool jokes/scenes in it.
Interesting fact. Both Caboose from RvB and Deadpool hate babies. (My attempt at a segue) Also both of them are complete Idiots and have some form of schizophrenia. If only a temporal rift would open that could send Caboose to Earth so the two could meet. *Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge*
That never could happen but it's still cool to think about.
1711074 I've not seen that animated movie, but I've seen clips of it. And it was awesome. So awesome, it seems to have made the video gaming industry want Nolan North to be the main Deadpool voice. I dunno who I prefer, John Kassir or Nolan North...
Kassir is this voice.
And you have given me a future idea for a fanfic... I need to catch up on RvB, though...
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In Marvel Ultimate Alliance Deadpool was my favorite character. Also in the related videos is the mirror scene with Deadpool. (which is awesome)
Best quote from the movie Hulk Vs.
I can't beleive it. I'm alive! I'M ALIVE! *crunch* (The Hulk lands on him from out of nowhere and then jumps away)
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...
owww.
(red because Orange is already in use)
I don't know which voice actor I like more. They're both distinctly Deadpool.
1713784 Yeah. I wonder if John will return to do his voice one day...
1713642
Speaking of RvB, there was a crossover fic called "My Little Caboose Blue Is Magic"
I liked it so I thought that you might too.
There's supposed to be a sequel sometime next year. (march or so if memory serves)
Am I the only one who asks the all-important question? No? Good. Now answer me this, oh great Author, is that particular youtuber mentioned Cry as in ChaoticMonki?
I cant believe I just watched that whole NO video.