Sometimes you just need to scream. Fluttershy knows this.

Pinkie Pie and Rarity argue through lemony narration. Now, the only question is, what on earth are they arguing about?

Thanks to MLP Vector Club for the vectors of Rarity and Pinkie Pie in the cover art.

Sweetie Belle is being pursued. Those who hunt her will stop at nothing in their goal to find her. Will this young filly make it through the day? Or will all be lost?

A huge thanks to Lab for his editing abilities once again.
The amazing cover art by Swirling Line, check out her deviantart page to see more of her works. A huge thanks to her as well.

100% Approved by Twilight's Library.

The only human in Equestria has an awkward time in a bar. Mostly due to the massive language barrier.

Rainbow Dash is having computer troubles, so she has Twilight take a look at it. What Twilight finds about her and her friends is quite shocking and a bit (or a lot) disgusting. It's time to have a talk. Humanized

WARNING: This was probably funnier in my head. And also mentions sex, but does not graphically describe it. No porno here, kiddies.

I wrote this for a number of reasons: I had the idea stuck in my head, thought it was funny, I've been meaning to write something humanized, and I needed to break my writer's block.

UPDATE: Thank you all so much for getting this featured on the "Popular Stories" list! Here's to hoping it get's featured.
ANOTHER UPDATE: Featured on October 6th, 2014! Thank every single one of you!

One morning, Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up. She then proceeds to do incredibly amazing things.

Mary Sue VS Fluttershy?

When chaos is made, the ponies gather to face a menace of something horrible, however-With a Mary Sue who is untouchable to banish or destroy-What do you do?

Why let Fluttershy deal with it!

((Thank you Alovelylittlecomplex for editing, go see this magnificent person NOW))

Twilight Sparkle has been convinced that kidnapping YOU is the solution to saving Equestria! While this should be a dream come true (going to Ponyville, meeting Twilight Sparkle, etc..) There's just one catch...

You don't want to be a pony... At least not like this!

Pinkie Pie is hired by Ponyville's local newspaper to write an advice column.

Don't worry, she knows what she's doing!

Also, a quick reminder that we are not yet accepting new questions. If you submit any, you run the risk of them being answered in many months. Currently enough questions for up to 24 weeks total (including already published columns).

Tagged random because I don't know what questions I'll be getting.

Edited by WinterPony, nomotog, spideremblembrony, and Darkswirl. Proofread by SirRage.

Cover art by xPesifeindx.

(Psst. Featured 9/14/15!)(And when I updated on 8/19/18, as I suspected.)

The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.

Cover image by De-Masque! http://de-masque.deviantart.com/