Mac and Dash end up having drinks with a couple they meet in Manehattan. The couple makes some assumptions they shouldn't have about Dash, and she gets her feathers ruffled.

Why would you think this is an Adventure Clyde story? That would be silly! This is a Friendship Is Magic fanfic site!

What this IS, is a story about Twilight Sparkle and the young dragon she has an ill-defined pseudomaternal relationship with. He happens to write stories. Some of those stories might happen to be about the Alicorn of Adventure, but be that as it may, this is a character drama in which our protagonist Twilight Sparkle must struggle with Spike's first exposure to the complex legal and ethical minefields of consensuality in adult relationships.

Okay, maybe this is also a literary deconstruction and reconstruction of "Adventure Clyde" (incl. tumblr and associated reviews and written works), reconciling his existence with My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic canon, while staying faithful to the My Little Pony universe and offering subtle and profound observations into the nature of scientific rationality, Freudian psychological analysis, and oranges. But we all like literary deconstruction, right?

Right?

*crickets*

Now with a dramatic reading by Present Perfect and ShadowOfCygnus!

REVIEWERS AND ELLIPSES WARN YOU AWAY:

"This story is egregious serial nonsense. (…) I think I … hated it. (…) It isn’t great literature. (…) Recommended." — Titanium Dragon

"My god (...) No." — Present Perfect (Highly Recommended)

"(...) a terrible mess (...)" — Bad Horse (Recommended)

OTHER ACTUAL WORDS SPOKEN BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACTUALLY READ IT:

"Oh man. (...) bad (...)" —Protopony350
"(...) by god (...)" —Skeeter the Lurker
"(...) weeping (...)" —Orbiting Kettle
"I have no idea what the hell (...) I fear for my well-being (...)" —Skywriter

THE PRAISE FOR "THIS IS NOT AN ADVENTURE CLYDE ADVENTURE" WHICH GOT THE STORY REJECTED BY FIMFIC MODERATION UNTIL I CENSORED DUBS:

[6:19:06 PM] horizon: Hey guys! Can I get a blurb for my upcoming story?
[6:20:08 PM] Zaponator: "Literally the best thing I've ever read. A true piece of art that puts to shame any written work before it, and will likely stand as a great unconquered titan for any work after it. 7/10 —IGN.com"
[6:20:41 PM] Dubs_Rewatcher: HOLY S**T
[6:21:03 PM] Haze: and this is how Displaced became canon

Adventure Clyde™ is a registered service mark of Protopony350 Industries, Ltd.

Shockingly safe for work.

Now with a reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESLS0H4fJdE&feature=youtu.be

Twilight Sparkle is a pony who prides herself on a few select qualities, as many do. One of these things is the fact that she has a very wide taste in reading. However, she would never dream of reading an erotic story... until it happened by accident, so she says. Things would have ended there if she didn't somehow end up loaning the book to one of her friends. As Twilight Sparkle claims, she didn't realize it was actually pornographic until she was invested in the story!

Rainbow Dash wants to get better at writing, so she tries her hand at prompt writing.

Sunset Shimmer is not impressed with the results.

Edited by Rainedash!

Chain O'Command is just your average guard, having an average work day. Soon, he will start his next shift where he'll be guarding Princess Celestia's throne room.

Unfortunately, there's something important he forgot to bring, something a guard like him should never forget. Ever.

To test Prince Blueblood, the other Princesses decide to take a temporary vacation, leaving Blueblood in charge.

Edit: 100 LIIIIIKES YAYYYYYY

This story is a sequel to Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC

Were you guys, like me, watching that new episode and wondering about the lack of Darkness Awesome? This story explains the strange plot hole that was glaringly obvious. This is the actual canon version of the episode Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep? because the episode on Discovery Kids was obviously lacking Darkness Awesome.

If you're going to complain about me using the model of Darkness Awesome from the rebooted and forcibly mature-rated story (that I still don't think should be mature-rated) instead of from the original story, I recommend you read my other story about the Darkness Awesome continuity that I haven't written and will never write and that I will condescendingly notify you you ought to read before you claim to know anything about this guy.

(Also 400-follower special.)

Twilight is a mare of science and magic. Everything exists in known quantities and values. So of course, mythological creatures such as humans don't exist, don't be ridiculous. So... what's that thing? Why is it following her? What purpose does it have?

A fiction where Twilight learns the truth about humans... and doesn't like the implications at all.

F**K this prompt: Your self-insert is shipped romantically with one of the mane six. Or something. Whatever, I lost the original idea.

Edited by the wizardly Izanagi!

Rainbow Dash has been pestered by Pinkie Pie to go to a karaoke club for weeks. When she finally agrees, they take Morning and Evening - a pair of twins recently transferred to Canterlot High - to spend a fun night singing. Rainbow's actions, however, have unforeseen consequences. Next morning both twins start singing her serenades...

Marked TEEN for alcohol and suggestive themes.
(Characters are considered 18 in their final year of school)

For the **** THIS PROMPT 5 contest.

Set at the start of the first Equestria Girls, this is an alternative take on Sunset Shimmer's attempt at stealing Twilight's crown, albeit with quite an alteration that...changes things a bit. If you know your internet reviewers (or so much as glanced at the cover image I drew for this story), you can probably see where this is going.