Advice Pinks

by Pump It Up

Hi there! (Introduction)

Hey! Advice Pinks here! Or as you may know me, Pinkie Pie! My friend, Princess Twilight, was originally offered a job at the newspaper you're now reading, but she's too busy with her studying and being a princess; going places and being a princess; hanging out and being a princess; and did I mention being a princess?

So she offered the job to the six of us (Dashie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Spike (he's a dragon, in case you didn't know), and me), and everypony else was too busy (or too lazy, in Dashie's case) except for me! Even if I do help at Sugarcube Corner, like, every day, and I have to help with the sugar-rush foals and sometimes be in a sugar rush.

Ask me questions! Ask me ask me ask me! There's not empty space between my ears, and I'm not totally crazy! I know more than just about baking and parties and fun! (Although everything can be fun.) So send me all sorts of questions! It doesn't matter if you're a pony, donkey, mule, griffon, dragon, ape-things, or intelligent sludge! Ask away!

Smile on~!

Comments

[unknownbore]

Dat sig tho.

[Harmony Charmer]

My good writer, you had my curiosity, but now, you have my attention...

[Doctah WAAwee]

Alright, I'll ask you a question:

Did you know that newspapers are 95% water?

[unikittyrage98]

hey pinkie im kinda lonely these days i have many friends but they sometimes dont show up at the moment so can you help me with this problem

[Terrorizer231]

So she offered the job to the six of us (Dashie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Spike (he's a dragon, in case you didn't know)), and I, and everypony else was too busy (or too lazy, in Dashie's case) except for me!

Hang on a second, is the "I" in here not intended, or is it just Pinkie's randomness?

[Frazzle2Dazzle]

I noticed that you said you didn't want more questions in the description... But what about people who haven't asked any yet? (Wait, darn, asked a question!)

[notAperson]

Oh dear lord, this has the potential to start some SERIOUS shenanigans