♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Good Night

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

I am a currently 16 year old cynic who used to love the show and is still on this site for some reason. Once in a blue moon I actually write something.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

Fabulous, darling.

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Someone who likes stuff. Stuff is my favorite.

(Insert witty comment here)

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20 years old. Loves mlp fanfiction of all types(mostly shipping).

Moved on.

Fan fix writer reader and editor

05.05.2019 - Creating new story titled: Root of Discharmony. Spilight as usual with a touch of Fluttercord and a sprinkle of Cheesepie ;) 4/26 Chapters done :D

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

For Love and Justice.

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR

You ever wonder why we're here?

Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

8000 soldiers!

The sexiest man you've ever met.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

A german guy doing his best to tell the tale of the Trail of a Shooting Star. If you like it, why not join the Ranger HQ group for possible sidestories? Or hunt for references?

Just your typical mediocre writer trying to make up for his lack of skill at the craft by producing shlocky unoriginal fanfiction!

I read it for the Plot.

Amateur illustrator and MLP fan from West Virginia. Obviously my favorite food is hamburgers. And obviously Applejack is best pony.