Valar morghulis.

"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

...Am I blocking your view, mortal?

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

I latch onto any media with good story and characters like a leech, spewing out stories when the flame of... Yeah, I write MLP stories, don't judge me.

I like to write about homosexual male stuff of almost any species of the MLP-verse. If you like male-on-male action that isn't safe for work, you're probably in the right place.

with direct eyes, to death's other kingdom

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

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Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Old donkey from the north. Likes pie and strong black coffe.Avatar by KeePony: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/KeePony

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Hello there, friends. I've long admired the artistic branch of the Brony community, so I decided, "You know what? I'm sure no one will mind if I contribute something myself." Let the adventure begin.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

friEndship=MagiC²

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

okay now kiss!

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

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Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.