I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Your one stop shop for badly-written clop

Who am I? Does it really matter? Probably not. Just sit back and enjoy stories drawn from the eldritch depths of a disturbed mind with a love for pastel colored ponies.

Long time purveyor of fanfiction porn

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

Be careful what you release into the world, because you never know who your audience is, damnit.

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

I like to write about homosexual male stuff of almost any species of the MLP-verse. If you like male-on-male action that isn't safe for work, you're probably in the right place.

20 years old. Loves mlp fanfiction of all types(mostly shipping).

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

I don't believe in the idea of rough and final drafts. There's just the pure writing, and whatever little tweaks that a writer thinks will make the piece better.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Awkward.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Old donkey from the north. Likes pie and strong black coffe.Avatar by KeePony: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/KeePony

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

To Infect and Corrupt

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama