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"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Luna is best Pony

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

A Canadian brony who enjoys writing stories. On rare occasions I even post those stories here.

But I think the very worst name for this frog is-

"Everything in the world is either coffee or not coffee."

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

person who is normal about twilight sparkle

Senior Huevos fan (They/Them) Patreon/Ko-Fi

A good story displays a moral, the best ones attach you to the characters who display them.

If you were right the first time, then how could you be wrong?

Me or my OC?

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

Long-time fanfic writer, newbie ponefic writer. Lives for platonic Pinkie/Fluttershy fluff. Proud Odd Squad connoisseur for over 9 years running.

Roughly three badgers in a trenchcoat, with doe-eyes to match.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

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hello. my name's No Moon. i hope you enjoy my stories.

Fan fiction. The final frontier.

Everypony’s favorite alcoholic alicorn.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

(they/them) writing about ponies kissing and hugging and making terrible mistakes (pfp by evelili! https://evelili.tumblr.com/post/731980670351622144/free-icons-for-u-nd-ur-partner-in-crime )

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

No.

"Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender." G'Kar - Babylon 5

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

Hello! I write stories and never finish them. Hope you enjoy whatever

Trans Queer Plural Artist - Writes the queer stuff, and the existentially queer stuff. They/Them/Theirs unless specified.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Writing Comedy, Adventure and Slice Of Life. Desperately trying to keep up with all the crazy stories my brain comes up with.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)