I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Before the change, I read over 25 million words. Yay me, I guess.

Started from the bottom now we're still at the bottom.

irresistible

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

I am a young artist that's found themselves to be quite a writer. I am not a frequent writer, but do try to excel when I do.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

We grow 'em big!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Yep.

[26/08/2013] darf: people like you make me fucking sick [26/08/2013] darf: i hope you become a paraplegic you shitcunt [left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert]

Sanguinius is a pretty boring guy, eh writes fanfiction and doesn't listen to anybody.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I'm just a regular person who enjoys writing, and encouraging others to write as well.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)

I like ponies.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Just some random person on the internet that writes stories about a show with ponies. I try not to suck at writing. Am I good at it? I don't know. I just do it for fun.