• Member Since 19th Jul, 2012
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GorisTheDeathclaw


Yep.

Dec
27th
2012

350 FOLLOWERS · 3:10pm Dec 27th, 2012

WOW

I have 350 followers now - that's like half the population of the entire world!

To celebrate, let's have an ALL-NIGHT PARTY-NIGHT RAVE-EXTRAORDINAIRE THAT TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD

AND SO ON

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Dec
24th
2012

SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO · 5:41pm Dec 24th, 2012

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Dec
2nd
2012

AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY · 9:35pm Dec 2nd, 2012

I know this video is REALLY old news and everyone already saw this years ago, but I felt like making a new blog post to bump that DEPRESSING PREVIOUS BLOG POST off my profile page, so have this FILLER BLOG POST WITH A VIDEO THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST DEFINITELY ALREADY SEEN 9000 TIMES AND ARE PROBABLY SICK OF

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Nov
24th
2012

THE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ANYONE EVER · 11:16pm Nov 24th, 2012

Okay, BIG NEWS: I have decided the only thing I can do now is LITERALLY KILL MYSELF

Basically I forgot to delete my history and my parents and brother found my FiMFiction account. I walked in to all 3 of them gathered around the PC screen. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they were on this site, reading one of my stories (the Spitfire one).

"Hey, they're reading my story! Awesome, new fans!" was my first thought.

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Oct
19th
2012

300 FOLLOWERS · 9:22pm Oct 19th, 2012

Because I am a retard, I completely failed to notice that my follower count has ROLLED PAST 300. It's on 303 right now.

Which means it's time for the 300 FOLLOWERS MOVIE NIGHT ALL-NIGHT RAVE BONANZA DREAMCAST PARTY MARATHON.

Or, alternatively, I'll just use this blog post say "Thanks for following me" to all 303 of you.

Oh, and here's a THANKYOU VIDEO THAT ISN'T EVEN MADE BY ME

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Oct
17th
2012

DRAMATIC READINGS · 4:04pm Oct 17th, 2012

FrozenFrost sent me some ~*Dramatic Readings*~ that him and his friend made of some of my fanfics. Check it out: Youtube Channel Link Here

Especially this one:

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Oct
10th
2012

The Todd Howard Power Hour · 10:12pm Oct 10th, 2012

Just found this fad on YouTube and found it inexplicably hilarious. Maybe it's because I'm tired, I dunno.

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Sep
6th
2012

Cool Ranch · 11:53pm Sep 6th, 2012

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Sep
6th
2012

250 followers! · 3:21am Sep 6th, 2012

Alright! 250 people have entered themselves on my "Do Not Murder These People" list!

Here is a video for those 250 people (it's something like 252 now but whatever):

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Aug
20th
2012

200 Followers! · 6:47pm Aug 20th, 2012

This is really awesome. I never expected to get this many followers.
Thanks to everyone who's following me!

Here is a THANK-YOU VIDEO:

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