THE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ANYONE EVER · 11:16pm Nov 24th, 2012
Okay, BIG NEWS: I have decided the only thing I can do now is LITERALLY KILL MYSELF
Basically I forgot to delete my history and my parents and brother found my FiMFiction account. I walked in to all 3 of them gathered around the PC screen. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they were on this site, reading one of my stories (the Spitfire one).
"Hey, they're reading my story! Awesome, new fans!" was my first thought.
This was immediately replaced with "Oh, fuck, they're reading my story!"
I leapt over and closed the internet window, but it turned out that was the worst thing I could have done because they didn't get to the punchline of the fic.
Basically, they think I spend all my time writing self-insert clopfics abouit me having sex with My Little Pony characters. I've tried to show them the full stories and explain it to them, but to no avail.
So, I'm going to KILL MYSELF FOREVER.
Nah, not really. But I do feel like I'm about to vomit and I've got a feeling that I'll never live this down.
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Well...it was bound to happen, maybe.
Don't kill yourself over it.
Are you still going to write stuff?
You poor bastard.
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Yeah, definitely. I just made this blog post to share my UNBEARABLE SHAME with everyone and receive sympathetic comments
Ahhh, thats why having a personal password protected PC is a blessing
Also, consider writing and/or browsing on FiMFiction in anonymous more ;P
I walked in to all 3 of them gathered around the PC screen. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they were on this site, reading one of my stories (the Spitfire one).
"Hey, they're reading my story! Awesome, new fans!" was my first thought.
This was immediately replaced with "Oh, fuck, they're reading my story!"
lmao i love you even if you are this way.
I know this is suppose to be serious but I can't stop laughing.
That sucks, man. I've had nightmares where I've been assaulted by unending waves of porn right in front of my authority figures, so I can kind of understand how you feel.
But look on the bright side! They can probably finish reading your stories to clear up any misunderstandings now that they know to look for GorisTheDeathclaw on FimFiction!
Psh, don't worry Goris, we still love you. You should be proud of writing about sex with ponies. You should march around outside yelling to the whole world ''I write about having sex with ponies!'' i'd do that. Embrace you're love for ponies.
Hahaha, dude that fucking sucks.
That's alright. My stuff is still packed up because I'm temporarily staying at my parents' house over the holidays, and my Mom found some of the merch I bought. They've been giving me shit ever since.
It's okay Goris, you just gotta get rid of all your fucks so you have none to give.
First off, I feel sorry for you and wish you the best of luck.
Second, you should turn this into a fic. Fits the character's perpetual bad luck well.
BTW, this made my year.
This is why I have a password on my computer and put it in sleep mode whenever I leave it. One time I came to my room to find my older brother at my computer trying to guess my password. Good thing he couldn't because I had a clopfic on screen.
At least they didn't start with Firewater. Imagine explaining that punchline to your mother
But on the bright side, I can see being excellent fodder for when the poor protagonist tries to date a writer.
....LOL, and that's why I locked my bedroom door before I leave :P
Can't imagine the situation if your Girlfriend watches you as you browse on your computer...
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Damn be glad that wasn't your porn folder
Don't worry about it, I got caught watching porn before (in the act and everything). It's shitty, but not a lot you can do about it I guess.
Yikes, I've been down that road before. But unlike you my parents actually heard me out before jumping to conclusions. So I don't know exactly what you're in, but nonetheless I feel your pain.
oh god, Im still a closet bronie, but if one day my parents were to find out about it I wouldnt hear the end of it until I had a house of my own
I feel kinda bad for laughing at the situation you walked into but this is fuckin comedic gold. You couldn't make this shit up. Oh well, keep the laughs coming, I fuckin love reading your stories
Theres a reason I use my phone
lol My parents found out once. Luckily, the one she saw wasn't clop and she was like "K".
Most browsers have an incognito/private mode where they don't store history. I've avoided anyone noticing my Bronyism so far, aside from a few blind accusations that are easily shrugged off. I have been in a similar situation with hentai, though.
D:
Oh shit.
Well thats-FUCKING HORRIBLE
Need me to kill them?
Cerealously. I just need forty-five minutes. Give me an alibi for that time and we're good.
A) don't kill yourself.
B) Shit happens
C) You never will live this down.
C1) In life, you're going to fuck up worse than this.
C2) In life, everyone in the room has and will fuck up more than that
C3) as long as you're there for C2, never let them forget it either
536041 Post it on the internet, no one will ever know.
Why do they even care?
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My fuck-bank is so full right now though.
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I was thinking more like personally killing everyone on Earth to make sure that the news never gets out. Sorry, but my assassination of everyone on the planet will have to include killing you. ...Unless you'd like to be my hitman up until you and me are the last people on the planet, and then shoot yourself?
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I dunno. I suppose thinking your son/brother desperately wants to have sex with marshmallow multicolored cartoon ponies for little girls can arouse suspicions.
that sucks bro. Kind of reminds me of when my mom first caught me smoking weed.
Well shit. I can't give any good advice..... Sorry..... Don't kill yourself......please?
well, as KillJoy says "No shame no pride"
but seriously, sucks to be you man.. I only had one incident that involved history not being deleted... thank God for default settings.
Feels bro, feels.theonceandfuturecoffeeaddict.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/tumblr_m6iaf2s7bp1qev756.jpg
My mother borrowed my iPad without me knowing and saw me reading 'Lez Ponies'. Could've been worse but now I put a password on my iPad hehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehhehehehhehehheheheheheheheheheh
536447 What is wrong with wanting that, and how does the intended audience of Le FiM being young girls change it at all?
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We're SUPER-COOL INTERNET PEOPLE. We don't care if people want to whack themselves off to erotic fanfics of cartoon characters.
"Normal" people (aka people who don't spend all their time on the internet) would see jerking it to cartoon characters as being pretty weird.
"Normal" people would see jerking it to cartoon characters from a little girl's show as being mega-weird.
Basically, "normal people" are just dicks.
Good that I have my own user with password.
Sucks to be you.
We'll give you all the time you need to solve this.
OH FUCK!
That moment when the exact same thing happens except with me reading your stories
536916 Seems about right
I've been in worse
That is pretty bad about on par with me asking my mom to take me to macdonalds to buy mlp toys
There's a reason I put a password on my laptop. And encrypt all my pony fics. And store them all on a USB drive that won't work in a different computer. And put a second password on it. And keep it attached to my keyring.
Nothing short of kidnapping and torturing me for the passwords will let anyone see my pony fics before I post them online for editing and publishing.
I think I'm slightly paranoid, but that's okay. Right?
Good luck explaining your stories to the family.
535688 Dude, I'm so sorry. :(
I got busted with World of Warcraft Troll on Elf Futa, and my punishment was them changing the Internet password. Little did they know that I'm the one who drew that, and My neighbor has Comcast.
This makes me cringe. I feel for you bro, as this actually happens to be my biggest fear.
So does this mean that every time a family member of yours touches a computer, they press Ctrl + H to view the browsing history?
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Same here, pretty much. I've had some close calls.
550499 That happens to me everytime a family member touches MY computer...