• Member Since 19th Jul, 2012
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GorisTheDeathclaw


Yep.

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  • 590 weeks
    350 FOLLOWERS

    WOW

    I have 350 followers now - that's like half the population of the entire world!

    To celebrate, let's have an ALL-NIGHT PARTY-NIGHT RAVE-EXTRAORDINAIRE THAT TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD

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    8 comments · 1,040 views
  • 593 weeks
    AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY

    I know this video is REALLY old news and everyone already saw this years ago, but I felt like making a new blog post to bump that DEPRESSING PREVIOUS BLOG POST off my profile page, so have this FILLER BLOG POST WITH A VIDEO THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST DEFINITELY ALREADY SEEN 9000 TIMES AND ARE PROBABLY SICK OF

    24 comments · 575 views
  • 594 weeks
    THE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ANYONE EVER

    Okay, BIG NEWS: I have decided the only thing I can do now is LITERALLY KILL MYSELF

    Basically I forgot to delete my history and my parents and brother found my FiMFiction account. I walked in to all 3 of them gathered around the PC screen. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they were on this site, reading one of my stories (the Spitfire one).

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    55 comments · 759 views
  • 599 weeks
    300 FOLLOWERS

    Because I am a retard, I completely failed to notice that my follower count has ROLLED PAST 300. It's on 303 right now.

    Which means it's time for the 300 FOLLOWERS MOVIE NIGHT ALL-NIGHT RAVE BONANZA DREAMCAST PARTY MARATHON.

    Or, alternatively, I'll just use this blog post say "Thanks for following me" to all 303 of you.

    Oh, and here's a THANKYOU VIDEO THAT ISN'T EVEN MADE BY ME

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    13 comments · 572 views
Sep
6th
2012

250 followers! · 3:21am Sep 6th, 2012

Alright! 250 people have entered themselves on my "Do Not Murder These People" list!

Here is a video for those 250 people (it's something like 252 now but whatever):

Report GorisTheDeathclaw · 743 views ·
Comments ( 23 )

I'm an A10. You should be worried about me doing the murdering.

JOHN MADDEN

DAMNIT, I was gonna unfollow you for a troll, then refollow once you reached it again. But if your already at 252 :fluttercry:

So does this mean we get personalised clopfics now?

Have you done the flower trio yet? Or Celestia?

339536
I'M TOTALLY INTIMIDATED RIGHT NOW :pinkiegasp:

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339549
HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA

339543
Your evil plan has FAILED :pinkiehappy:

339550
Yes. :ajsmug:

339564
I've done Celestia - haven't done any of the flower trio yet, though I've got a Roseluck one coming up eventually.

339536 I always wanted to meet a plane that I could discuss literature with.

339569 I actually succesfully did it on Orange Fox.

Don't worry, I have many evil troll attacks up my sleeve, gotta have em, how else am I supposed to stay on top of the brony division of top trolls ladder. Staying on top of the wisest man of the brony community ladder at the same time is fucking hard after all.


*sigh* oh well, I guess some people just don't know how hard it is to be a troll :applejackunsure:

Alright, I live to suck another day!:derpytongue2::pinkiecrazy:

339583 Indeed. It seems I am.

John Madden

Keep up the good work man. Can't wait to see what you have in store for poor Anonpony.:rainbowlaugh:

John Madden

Blah blab blah witty retort

339582 You work at being a troll... i just thought that you were a natural arsehole.:applejackunsure:

I want to go to the moon so badly now.:fluttercry:

339889 Being a naturally skilled asshole only takes you so far, if you want to really excel, it requires putting some work in ya know?

Yeyaayheyeheeyahayhaya! Goris is growing! Congrats man. You deserve it.

339540 QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

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[youtube=v30q6VkphbE]

Did you purposely use a video with the SMB2 theme music, or is it just a good "weird montage" music?
(Warning, audio and text NSFW.)

Several YouTubers do these, all with the theme music.
343627 Ah, I see we both paid attention in English class. People like us have to stick together, you know.

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