Everything I do is mediocre. Anything good that I do, I do on accident.

We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?

*cough*"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"*cough*

time to get off this furry boat

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

Hey I'm Gol D Colt (or Gol for short) And I adore writing stories with massive tasty hoots and gender bent characters.

"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Sticks and stones may break my bones. If I have fucking Osteoporosis.

Just a writer as a hobby.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

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Apologies for any tears that leave my page, it is NOT intentional... not much anyways... (^) BRO HOOVES ALL AROUND MY PONY AMIGOS!

Hello Everypony Welcome To My Page

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I'm still a crossover crackfic author, but I'm no longer a college student or a filthy console peasant.

Hello there! I'm your everyday guy who enjoys writing lewd stories about gay horses (and the occasional mare). So feel free to stick around if that's your thing, I hope to please you all

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

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A Warning to Others

Don't question my motives, my (in)sanity, or my stupidity; it's not good for your health.

Commissions currently OPEN

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Iatrogenesisist extraordinaire!

A fellow Brony, Bluthy (Don Bluth Fan), Dinosaur lover, G-Fan, and an animation student. I worked on fan fiction in Deviantart, and would like to submit them, revised, to you.

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

If you are enjoying my stories, I thank you. Nothing means quite as much to me as someone really appreciating what I put out into the world. So, from the bottom of my heart... Thank You.

Thou who art undead, art chosen............

I entered the fandom during season 2, and never looked back. I write as a hobby and enjoy nothing more than to please the readers.

Just a guy writing stories, mainly crossovers.

Writer. Editor. Spaceman.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Hit 'im wit the dougie.

Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

A clopfic author.