I never said the story was cancelled.

Hello, fellas.

Jeez, it's been two years since my last blog post. Quite a long time, ain't it? Well, I think it's safe to say that I'm no longer a brony. I haven't kept up with the show at all, and I have no clue as to what happens beyond season 5. The only reason I still browse Fimfiction at all anymore is to keep up with the Austraeoh series, and maybe read the occasional one-shot. That's it, really.

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And I actually wrote something. It's not meme cancer, but it's pretty much the same thing.

You haven't seen the last of me.

Somewhere out there is an alternate reality in which My Immortal is seen as a pinnacle of great fanfic.

*shudders*

I'm currently writing an abomination of a fanfic. It shouldn't take too long to finish. I'm expecting lots of downvotes, but I'll publish it anyway because I can't resist.

BREAKING NEWS: FIC ABOUT GETTING SHOT IN THE FACE REACHES 150 LIKES, AUTHOR CONFUSED

But seriously guys, thanks for the support. I wasn't expecting this fic to get popular, but it actually went as far as hitting the featured list.

So, I appreciate it. I didn't know I'd ever write something that would hit the featured list. I feel much more confident in my abilities now.

UglyTurnip sat at his desk, a wastebasket full of waded up paper by his side. His face was full of frustration and disappointment as he tried to find the motivation to continue his fanfiction.

He sighed, crumpled up another sheet of paper, and lazily tossed it at the wall. It landed with a gentle thud on the hardwood floor.

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