Pinkie Pie can REALLY throw a party, and the aftermath is usually pretty good, except for that one time...

Twilight is unconscious, Applejack is looking through porno mags, Pinkie Pie is, well, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash has "slightly" overdosed, Shining Armor may or may not become an alicorn, Luna is NOT a virgin, and Celestia just has a headache from all these goddam letters!

Dear Princess Celestia,
I… well… I’m just not the same after what happened. It’s hard to write all this down in a letter; so, so hard.

DEATH TOLL REACHES MAXIMUM EVER
1,792,470 casualties were finally counted after the horrifying WWM two months ago. The killer was never found but is believed to still be out there, lurking in the shadows, watching us all. A list of casualties at the time can be found on pages 3-67 listed in respective towns/cities.

If you were in the middle of a crisis where all your friends were murdered by the hour, what would your last wish be?