Official pimp for the undead, I put the fun in funeral, I put the laughter in manslaughter and I put the hot in psychotic. But I don't put the sane in insane.
Just thought I'd start something to try and write. Hopefully i'll do stuff that is unique but this is the internet so everything has been done before.
Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.
your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?
I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.
I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
I'm a Combat Field Radio Operator (0621) in the Marine Corps.
I may or may not be a talking cat with a laptop. Maybe.
All of the explosions. Something will be posted...Eventualy. (Sorry aboot that).
I know not the circumstances that brought you here. I can only offer my apologies.
Hi there, I own this account, so i'm 15 as of now and my writing is OK. Don't expect anything to good though. Unless you want to, not my decision to make...
Occasionally, I get the urge to write about candy-colored mini-horses.
You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!
Cool guy extraordinaire. Writer. Storyteller. Shockingly Canadian.
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
I've seen some things, man, and some stuff... I wouldn't recommend it. Count:2121
My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M
The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.
I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!
Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.
Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.
I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.
I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.
"Would you love me more if I was who I was back then?" - A Sleepy Inc Bois song
I have nothing witty to say here. Icon by Sulfurbunny on Deviantart.
YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!
Cthulhu, Discord, Sheogorath, Sithis. Welcome to the Madhouse. We have stories here. I never said they were good, but they are stories. I got displaced and things when I think of an idea I write it.
Just some jive-ass turkey who writes about ponies, dig?
Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.