Official pimp for the undead, I put the fun in funeral, I put the laughter in manslaughter and I put the hot in psychotic. But I don't put the sane in insane.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you like my stories, feel free to leave a little something in my Tip Jar.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
Just a squiggly tentacle thing with a severed limb to type with.
"Don't be better than everyone else. Be better than yourself."
It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.
I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...
You don't have to dream! Your life's a masterpiece! Tip Jar!
Hi. My name is Tale Spinner, and I like lewd horses.
I'm just some 26-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.
Hi there! Thank you for checking out my work, and I hope you find something to enjoy. Comments and PMs are always welcome, and I love hearing from readers!
Want to help out with my mortgage? Ko-fi account! | Patreon! The Latiases of the world thank you.
with direct eyes, to death's other kingdom
Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
Music enthusiast, a (really bad) drawer, hardcore gamer/grinder, and somewhat of a decent writer (and a weeb of sorts). What more is there left to say?
"You can change destiny, but you can’t change fate.” Simon sighed... “And you and I are fated to be together, I know it in my heart.”
I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.
A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!
"I am the epitome of an overdose. Living with retradily amounts of happiness and barely mentally functioning."
Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
One story written, over a 100 stories favorited, and an ever growing number of interviews. I provide constructive criticism and laughs for the wonderful stories I read.
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.
Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.
Admin of the Prototype group and wants to be known as that one guy who writes the Prototype stuffs.