Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

I like women

Just an aromantic, non-monogamous pone who likes to write about ponies in compromising situations ranging from sexy to deadly and everywhere in between.

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Just being in this fandom alone should be a good indicator of how much of a degenerate I am. Not saying it's a bad thing tho ;)

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

I'm alive? I'm alive!

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

Hey Luna, let's have sex. Expect lots of non-con. PFP by Kipsu

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I am never serious.

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (SubscribeStar)

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Not really a writer, unless greentext counts.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Hi! I'm featheredchef and its high time I move from paper and ink to the keyboard, let me know what you think

Simple Author, Streamer, Gamer, and Youtuber. Follow me at https://twitter.com/Pokeprof and https://www.twitch.tv/thepokeprof

Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.

I write clopfics and clopfic accessories. Nothing else, really.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Just your average writer who gets books out and even have a patreon. https://www.patreon.com/Mrmidnightwolf

YEAH YEAH YEAH | #JoinTheDarkOrder | SubscribeStar: https://subscribestar.adult/lewdchapter | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Rapists can climb

More writing at https://fans.ly/r/kurothefox

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

The one German who is lazy for real.

Read my stories instead

I love pones.

Nine years of fun, memories, and friends. Here's to another nine of poorly-written stories that people seem to like!

I'm just like everyone else... except for the part where I'm completely different from everyone else... and that's okay.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Someone who forgot about ponies for years, but decided to come back when they started a particularly interesting pony project.

I thought you said weast...