When I agreed to be sent to Equestria I didn't read the fine print. I'm the wrong age, the wrong sex, and lost in the wilderness.

New Cover art commissioned from Lunar Froxy.

The day had been saved, the Villainous Trio defeated and safely placed in the garden of the School of Friendship. Everycreature was happily celebrating the win and enjoying themselves... everycreature except Ocellus. No, she had someone she needed to talk too now that she had the chance, even if that person couldn't listen anymore.

Cover art drawn by FountainStranger, go check them out on DeviantArt

"Because I’ve been thinking about this for a while, and there’s not a single creature with wings I can think of who is exclusively attracted to the opposite sex.”

Now with a reading!

And another!

Twilight gets a visit from her future self (again). She's expecting some kind of emergency, and it is. Just not the kind she was anticipating...

Inspired by 1trickpone's comic (which is also the cover image). Written in about an hour.

EDIT: Featured?! Wow! Thank you so much everyone!

Anon has been forced into Canterlot's throne room. Even worse, Princess Celestia is inside of it. Crying silently.

Welp, there's only one real solution here.

Boops.

Now's the time to hope this isn't a crime of any sort, and that he isn't sent to the sun anytime soon.

First publicized story- would definitely appreciate criticism.

And being completely honest- this was made in under an hour. A product of sudden inspiration.

Edit 5/17/19: Christ, featured less than an hour after it was posted and generally liked- i'm honoured. Glad you all enjoyed my silly little story!
As of 12/12/22, this still manages to appear on popular stories and featured occasionally when I post, which I cannot fathom-

Now featuring a Ko-fi for the generous, looking to help me out or the folks I want to support in my life.

Celestia has always watched over her little sister. When she has to banish her sister to the moon, she works to right some wrongs in Equestria so that her sister will be happier upon return.

However, the biggest change Celestia made has gone completely unnoticed by Luna since her return. Celestia calls Luna into her study to bring Luna's attention to one of the biggest changes of Luna's life.

(Note: romance tag NOT for princest.)

EDIT 3/26/14: In the popular stories box! Thank you all very much! This is my first really popular story, and I couldn't be more grateful for all the positive feedback!
EDIT 3/26/14 (again): Featured! Oh my GOD. This is just too awesome. I'm going to have a celebratory bowl of Lucky Charms and wonder how I came to earn the support of you lovely people.

It's time I told you a story, Apple Bloom.

A story about your sister.

A story about your brother.

A story about you.

Winner of the April Sibling Incest Contest.
Edited by ROBCakeran53, AstralMouse and Snowybee.
Original art by WillDrawForFood1.

Twilight and Chrysalis have come a long way in their relationship over the years. As their wedding looms, Twilight is about to learn a terrible secret.

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Twilight Sparkle is the Nightmare Moon student. One day, Nightmare Moon invites her to a moonlight gathering on the balcony of the castle.

Twilight vector by Dipi11:https://www.deviantart.com/dipi11/art/Twilight-with-a-saddlebag-289786852
Background vector by Drakizora:https://www.deviantart.com/drakizora/art/Nightmare-Moon-s-Throne-688907199
Nightmare Moon vector by Drakizora:https://www.deviantart.com/drakizora/art/More-Nightmare-Moon-606494753

Rainbow has loved Twilight since she first saw her even though she looked like a complete egghead, and her getting wings only made her even hotter, but what she didn't know was that Twilight loved Rainbow since first sight as well. After Rainbow finally gets the guts to ask Twilight out how will she keep them together?
(** next to the chapter's title means that the chapter has been updated(if I update it again I'll add a star to the end))
*Sex Tab is in there for mentions of sex, without descriptions of it.
*The Other tab has replaced Spike, Cadence, and Shining Armor to have Spike, Shining Armor, Princess Cadence, and Discord, and others, because I can only have 5 characters max.
*This takes place 2 years after Season 6 Episode 16 "The Times Are A Changeling" and ignores all events that happen afterward(in the show)
*Pregnancy is based on a normal human pregnancy length(not a pony pregnancy length)
*The alternate universe tab is there due to everything past S6 E16 in the show being vastly different than what happens in this story.
*Some other stories that I have read are referenced, or even implemented, in this story, these stories include the entire Bride of Discord series (by DisneyFanatic23), Spellbound Fireflies(by bats), Twilight Gets A Puppy (by TDR), others may be included later
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