While working to clear molehills from a field at Sweet Apple Acres, a discussion with Geo leads John to question his own mortality, and what will happen when the Reaper finally comes to claim him.

The answer will turn out to be the best thing he's ever heard.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part of the Geoverse.

Based on some thoughts I had while helping my auntie with something. Told in first person from John's point of view.

Cover Art: It's what my shoes looked like when I was finished with the task I had been given (which, if you're interested, was clearing molehills).

After ending up in Equestria, DJ Anonymous finds himself becoming friends with his Equestrian counterpart, the one and only Vinyl Scratch. After demonstrating human music, Anon is signed up to a label by the producer Tech Beat. He soon finds fame and fortune, and Vinyl is always by his side.

But when an incident at a gig leads to Vinyl making a startling revelation, Anon starts to struggle with his own feelings. And it'll take a little bit of divine intervention, as well as a ton of other advice, to make him realise what he really wants. It's just a shame Fate has other plans for him.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This needs a rewrite.

Oh look, Geo is jumping on the AiE bandwagon!

I've always wanted to do an AiE, but I never really had a good idea. To Friend Is Human started out as an AiE, but I decided it would be better as a self-insert prose story. This idea came to me while I was listening to music and browsing the AiE threads on /mlp/. I figured that it would make a good story, so I wrote it.

Rated Teen for language and eventual sexual themes and violence.

The OC Tech Beat belongs to Listener (aka Listener), and is used with his permission.

Anon thinks in this colour.
Anon's brain thinks in this colour.
Vinyl thinks in this colour.
Vinyl's brain thinks in this colour.

Cover Image by Catfood.

One morning, Geo wakes up next to Applejack, John wakes up next to Pinkie, and Ace wakes up next to Twilight. Each mare is adamant she is that man's wife. Only the three of them think otherwise.

When John comes up with a possible solution to their predicament, it results in violence... which in turn leads to the truth behind the whole sorry mess.

A truth none of them are prepared for.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part of the Geoverse.

This is just a little idea I had one day. I've always wanted to do a one-shot set in my own little part of Equestria, and this just seemed like the best way to do it.

Rated Teen for mild violence and swearing.

This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Five: Prisoner of Love

Twilight Sparkle and Geo have been together for a while now, and they think they've been through everything. But it would seem that, once again, Fate has other ideas. Now everything from evil kings to lords of chaos (as well as everything else in between) will require their attention.

Just another day at the office, then.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part Six of the Geoverse.

Rated Teen for bad language, violence and suggestive sexual elements.

Each chapter will be set during or after a Season Three episode, with our three human protagonists thrown in.

Once again, the wonderful Crimson Star is my co-author.

All Bonus Chapters are canon except for the first one, and any with (NC) in the title.

This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Four: The Farmer And The Spy

Geo was facing a jail term for killing a man in self-defence. So the last thing he expected was for Princess Celestia to save him from the slammer. All she wants in return is for him to share a conversation with her and her sister.

It is this conversation that makes Geo, and the Princesses, realise that love is there for everypony to enjoy - regardless of who they are.

Meanwhile, it would appear that love is springing up all over Ponyville...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part Five of the Geoverse, so I suggest you read the stories about it, starting with To Friend Is Human. This whole thing is basically a load of one-shot romance fics put together.

I switch between first and third person in order to provide narrative from another characters point of view.

This story is a sequel to Geoverse Prologue: The Last Of His Kind

While walking home from work one night, I was nearly killed by a careless driver; when I complained to him, I ended up getting more than I bargained for. After waking up in a strange new place, I found myself in the company of some unique individiuals — all of whom were ponies.

I soon found my counterpart in one of them, and love blossomed.

But Fate is a fickle mistress...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part One of the Geoverse. This story has gone through several rewrites since it was first published way back in 2012.

Cover Art by Anoymousperson123.

Comments contain spoilers.

Rated Teen for violence, swearing and sexual themes (the actual sex is written as a seperate story).

This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part One: To Friend Is Human

After being shot and ending up in Equestria, Geo soon discovered that although having friends was great, falling in love with Twilight Sparkle was even better. However, fate conspired against him, and he ended up back in his own world. He thought that it was all a dream - until he received something in the mail which made him see otherwise.

With a renewed sense of determination, as well as the help of his best friend and a rather eccentric scientist, Geo begins planning his return to Equestria to be with the mare he loves again.

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Part Two of the Geoverse.

Cover art by Skullman846.

Click Here to read Crimson Star's story, set after the events portayed in this one.

The character of Doctor Sorou is owned by my co-author, Crimson Star, and is used with permission.

This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Three: To Live Is Human

This story will soon be rewritten from the ground up.

John has been in Equestria for a long time now, and he has made many friends. But he sees himself wanting to be more than friends with one of them. The thing is, does she feel the same way?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part Four of the Geoverse.

The story is told in first person from John's point of view.

I felt that the character deserved his own story. So, why not tell the story of how he finally gets his own special somepony? This thing is really just a surprise for the people who have read To X Is Human. The story does contain references to said trilogy, so if you haven't read it - you won't get any of them.

This story is a bit on the moody side. I actually rewrote the Epilogue three times because I wasn't happy with it. I'm still not, to be honest. But it'll do.

Rated Teen for swearing and mild sexual themes.

This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Two: To Love Is Human

Geo has finally made it back to Equestria and married Twilight Sparkle. But as they prepare to enjoy their new life together, he learns something that makes him question his friendships. When a threat arrives in Equestria, he soon realises that even though someone doesn't act like a friend, it doesn't mean that they're not.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Cover Art by Anoymousperson123.

Part Three of the Geoverse.

Comments contain spoilers.

Rated Teen for sexual references, swearing and violence.

It is recommended that you read To Observe Is Science! by Crimson Star, as things happen there that will be referenced to in this story, and you might not get them.

For years, Twilight Sparkle and Queen Chrysalis have been at each other's throats. Both have experienced victory over the other, and both have experienced defeat. Out of all the creatures in Equestria, none despise each other the way the pony Princess and changeling Queen do. They seemed destined to remain locked in battle forever, or at least until one is finally dead at the hooves of the other. The cruel insults, the vicious loathing, and the powerful spells that have passed back and forth between them at each meeting have become the stuff of legend.

Imagine Twilight's surprise when she finds out changelings consider this dating.

And now they're married.

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Sequel: Pony Courtship Rituals

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Some beautiful fanart of the end of chapter three was done by Dmann892; you can see it here.

More awesome fanart, this time from chapter one.

Now with a TvTropes page (obligatory TvTropes warning goes here).

If you want a Russian translation, you can find it here.

There is now a reading of the story on Youtube, which starts here.