I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

time is a crime

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Is that a terrorist?!?

Six years on this account? And they say you can't feel old.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Mostly harmless.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.