After ending up in Equestria, DJ Anonymous finds himself becoming friends with his Equestrian counterpart, the one and only Vinyl Scratch. After demonstrating human music, Anon is signed up to a label by the producer Tech Beat. He soon finds fame and fortune, and Vinyl is always by his side.
But when an incident at a gig leads to Vinyl making a startling revelation, Anon starts to struggle with his own feelings. And it'll take a little bit of divine intervention, as well as a ton of other advice, to make him realise what he really wants. It's just a shame Fate has other plans for him.
AUTHOR'S NOTES
This needs a rewrite.
Oh look, Geo is jumping on the AiE bandwagon!
I've always wanted to do an AiE, but I never really had a good idea. To Friend Is Human started out as an AiE, but I decided it would be better as a self-insert prose story. This idea came to me while I was listening to music and browsing the AiE threads on /mlp/. I figured that it would make a good story, so I wrote it.
Rated Teen for language and eventual sexual themes and violence.
The OC Tech Beat belongs to Listener (aka Listener), and is used with his permission.
Anon thinks in this colour.
Anon's brain thinks in this colour.
Vinyl thinks in this colour.
Vinyl's brain thinks in this colour.
Cover Image by Catfood.
Welcome to AiE. Enjoy your stay. And remember...
images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120510221731/unanything/images/8/80/Don%27t_forget_you%27re_here_forever.jpg
You're here forever...
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Thanks for the welcome.
This.
I like this shit.
I jab a green thumb up. And throw a fave at your face.
I find this story quite amusing
This is good! Well paced, funny and... I don't know. Either way I like this, keep it coming, cheers!
Awww.... you deleted my post! Don't be a hater. I'm hardly ever first and that was like my 3rd time ever doing that
(Joke) Alt. Title: Top Of The Flops
Me? Make a Rayman Raving Rabbids reference? Why yes!
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Sorry, but I only did it because I don't see the point in doing that.
2058357
I like that alternate title, but mine is better.
Also... reference?
2058380
It's a pun on Top Of The Pops.
"Top Of The Flops" was a minigame in Rayman Raving Rabbids: TV Party.
2058384
I knew that Top Of The Flops was a pun. I just thought that I had made a reference to Raving Rabbids in the story without even noticing (on account of the fact I've never played it).
Yay! 'I' am staying!
LUDICROUS SPEED!
Spongebob has taught me well
And now there's romance. I actually prefer romance stories. Mainly because I'm lonely
Wow......I have no bucking clue how they will work this out but at lest the cover art is making a little more sense now
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Yeah, it was a bit misleading wasn't it?
Nice update!
Also...
Damn.
2383821 sneaky bugger
Lol, how do I "Ye Olde Equestrian?"
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Thou simply talketh like this a lot. At least, that is mine own understanding of how Ye Old Equestrian works. But if thou hast a better way, then could thee share it?
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Nope. I'm not that far in my English studies, so I have no idea how to do it
2399832 It's all gibberish that you imagine Shakespeare using. Not actual words, just made up things. Lot like pig latin.
Doesn't matter, got love. (No sex, so can't use that here)
Whyyyyyyyyyyy?
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Because I'm a bastard, that's why.
If Luna can go into the subconscious of others, then why not pull Tech Beat's actions directly from him as admissible evidence or drive him insane?
Then again Anon is kind of a gullible idiot for believing Tech in the first place.
"I gots a great idea, I'll forgive the guy who used me to get rich, blacklisted me, sued the ever loving shit out of me and tried to throw me in jail. Oh and on top of it I'll go with him to a dark bar with him, where he could easily drug the booze."
This is some good sh*t story i found here
Vinyl is awesome and cute.
Why can't tech beat get raped prison?
What an utter dick. Please give him what he TRULY deserves!
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That's a bit much! I wonder what listener will have to say about that?
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And what does he 'truly' deserve?
2476168 Knowing you, I'm sure you can think of something xD
2476158
DaFuq?
First off. Dahell. That is a bit much. But since Geo's made him an asshat....
Second thing. I'd be fine with him getting gang raped.
Why is this on hiatus come on a huge cliffhanger this needs to continue or else you make pinkie sad
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Please
2511039
Sorry, but I have other things going on which take priority over this story.
I'll try to get the next chapter (which is also the last chapter) up as soon as possible.
Holy hell that wad awesome.
Author's Note:
Nope, Listener again! And this chapter, holy hell Geo. I cringed at what happened. But... Tech deserved it. And that ending. :O
EDIT:Dammit! Now I need a new OC.
Talk about a get out of jail free card. Nice...
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No you don't! This story isn't connected to any story you'd want to use him in.
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Maybe the get out of jail free card was used too soon..... Maybe the princess can read his memories? Or maybe not since this was not a dream.....
With all do respect, do you wanna know how I feel about this ending?[youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RWzD8vfG1oo]
couldn't they have asked applejack to see if anon was lying.
I mean ending was good but 10 years if I could I would put Darth Vader screaming NOOOOOOOOO! at the end if this sentence.
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That's something that will have to be explored in the sequel... if I write one.
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Why is he in jail that's bullshit on so many levels come on I think he suffered enough.
comedy has been changed for sad..?