It's grey. It's lumpy. It's disgusting. It's on the school lunch menu. Nobody knows what it is. And it isn't even spelled right.

Just what IS "Mistery Meat"?

Apple Bloom and her friends are determined to find out...

All bad things happen because of simple mistakes. Sure, it may be that you accidentally let your pet loose and it wreaks havoc on your neighbor's lawns, or it might be that you left a sibling at home, and you come back home and something's on fire.

But spilling tea on magic which you don't have a single clue how it works might be the worst of the bunch.

As Rainbow Dash takes a nap, Rarity has some tea with friends.

There’s nothing going on, there are absolutely no stakes whatsoever, and they still manage to bring doom to all of Equestria.

Written before "Crusaders of the Lost Mark", so a small little tiny bit contradicts canon now. Sorry for that!

Proofread by Neko Majin C.

Sunset Shimmer finds herself stuck in a time loop where she's forced to live out the main six singing a song to help Twilight win the crown over, and over, and over...

And over...

Except, things start to get a little... weird, at one point in the song.

Remember when Sunset yelled at Twilight for putting everyone's "lives in danger?" Well, Rarity does, and she's a bit confused—after all, how could their lives be in danger when it's quite literally impossible for humans to die?

"Recommended for terrible people" - Present Perfect
"I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified." - DerpyDerp97
"Don't know why this is getting upvoted. It's not one goddamn bit funny." - MythrilMoth

Now with a reading by Teksune Studios!

Written from 3 AM to 5:30 AM, the morning after Friendship Games premiered.
Preread by Majin Syeekoh, Magello, and M1Garand.

This story is a sequel to The Girl with the Really Big Hair

One day, Adagio was just walking around, and then she got a dog on her face.

I don't know what happened.

*Buries head in snow*

After their defeat at the hands of the Rainbooms, the Sirens wanted to make a break for it, leave Canterlot, and regroup someplace else.

But with the authorities now onto them, that isn't an option.

Faced with being sent to juvy or worse, an orphanage, the Sirens are given an alternative they don't particularly like:

Being "rehabilitated" by their enemies.

At Principal Celestia's suggestion, the Sirens are separated from one another, and each is sentenced to live with one of the Rainbooms. Adagio is sent to live with Sunset Shimmer. Sonata is sent to live with Pinkie Pie.

Aria is sent to live with Fluttershy. One of these girls is in for a whole lot of trouble.

(A "dueling stories" fic exchange with Mirai-chan, inspired by Andrea Libman and Diana Kaarina playing twin sisters on Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Bitty Adventures.)

Rated teen for language, innuendo, and hygiene topics.

It's the Friendship Is Absurd parody of Equestria Girls you never asked for, but you're getting it anyway! Unhappy with the result of her recent ascension, Sunset Shimmer heads to the Crystal Empire to see about fixing it. Much to her dismay, however, she instead ends up getting drawn into a completely unrelated subplot when her Element of Irony gets stolen and taken to an alternate world. It’s up to her to navigate this strange plane and get the Element back before time runs out… or before she just loses interest, whichever comes first.

Takes place after Chapter 21 ("Magical Mystery? Sure!") of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Absurd.

After Moondancer's disaster of a birthday, Minuette comes up with a brilliant plan.
Sneak into Star Swirl the Bearded's Wing, borrow a time travel spell and use it to MAKE Twilight go to the party.
However, the return of the Mare in the Moon throws a wrench into things.

Alternate universe story where Sunset Shimmer, Trixie, Flim & Flam, Suri Polomare, Lightning Dust, and Gilda are the main characters. What could possibly go wrong? A lot, in fact.

After an adventure to find the Elements of Irony to defeat Nightmare Moon, Sunset finds herself stuck living in Ponyville. Absurd comedy awaits as she and her friends acquaintances have equally absurd misadventures where no one seems to learn anything.