"Uhh, Pinkie Pie?" Sunset Shimmer asked as she sat down at the group's table in the cafeteria. "You're uhh...you're making kind of a scary face there."
Pinkie Pie did indeed have the most insouciant evil smirk any of the girls had ever seen. Even Sunset Shimmer at her most evil...hell, even the Dazzlings had never looked quite as smugly evil as Pinkie looked at that moment.
"Yeah, uhh...mind lettin' us in on...whatever's up, sugarcube?" Applejack asked.
Pinkie Pie's grin grew even wider. "I just tricked Rainbow Dash into eating a triple serving of Mistery Meat," she said.
Fluttershy gasped. "Oh my g--Pinkie! How could you? That's terrible!"
Rarity frowned. "I agree, Pinkie...that's...rather disgusting."
"She can't eat that! She's a lesbian!" Fluttershy said.
The others all STARED at her.