For years Lyra has been obsessed with humans to the point where its become disturbing. Everything she says has to be about humans. Imagine how bad things would be if a human ACTUALLY showed up.

Your name is Anon, you are human and you have been living in Twilight's spare room for about three months. On one fate-given day Lyra catches wind of a human living in Ponyville and goes completely nuts determined to find you.
(I'm tired of seeing all this dark and gloomy Human involved stories. Time for a little comical change of pace, eh?)
The Hiatus is broken this story will continue

This isn't where I belong. I left all this behind years ago, moved on with my life. But a mare from my past brought me back, and now she won't let me go. So I'm stuck here, trying to make the best of it with ponies that don't understand me, don't even like me. But when something moves in the darkness, and when things go wrong in the cold, dead night, they'll turn to me to try to set things right.

Why? Because once a police pony, always a police pony.
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This is a spin-off story to 'Why am I Pinkie Pie?!', and will contain spoilers for that story, but it's not necessary to read that story to understand this one.
Cover art by the talented Conicer
Need more Cinnamon Swirl? Merlos the Mad wrote a fanfic of this story!

There is now a side-story: A Hard Day's Nightmare Night

Lyra goes through her usual Saturday routine at the Ponyville Mental Hospital.

When Twilight Sparkle slipped beneath the covers last night, everything had been fine. She had friends whom she loved, a teacher she adored, and a bright future ahead of her. But when she woke up, her blankets and quilts had been replaced by hospital gowns and padded restraints.

Everything is wrong and nothing makes sense; even her friends have changed. The doctors keep telling her that she is sick, that none of it was real and that it was all in her head. Yet she remembers a life far beyond the hospital walls. She couldn't have made it all up on her own. They must be lying… right?

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Asylum Cover by conicer
Twilight and Twilight Smiles by dreamingnoctis
Mirror Twilight and Plague Doctor by Jaestring / BloodGoldWings
Twilight Smiles and Doctor AJ by conicer
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Asylum Twilight by Madness-With-Reason
Asylum Fluttershy and Asylum Ch 26 by Downburst-Backspace
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Sanctuary by Kaidan
Broadhoof Files: Dr. Humors by TypewriterError
Broadhoof Files: Corporal Phalanx Spear (Ret.) by Phalanx Spear
A Hearth's Warming Tragedy by Seven Fates

A special thanks to Breath of Plagues, Rex Ivan,
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Axan Zenith - Dr. Dreamer
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Archonix - Spinney Whiteacre

Oh boy, a human goes to Equestria, how totally original, I bet no one's ever thought of that before!

Twenty-one-year-old John Barrings lives a simple life. A simple life, but a happy life. He has no family to have to deal with, except for his Father who disappear long ago, only to return later, feel "super guilty" about abandoning John to his Uncle, and begin sending him money.

John doesn't know where the money comes from, and he doesn't care; it means that he doesn't have to work very much. He plays video games, watches awesome movies. He likes his simple life.

One day, while doing what he does best-play video games-John's life is completely turned over, in an event that will change his life, and the lives of a few happy, talking Ponies as well...

This story is a sequel to No, I Am Not A Brony, Get Me Outta Equestria!

After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?

Edited by the amazing Jack Kellar and Marioland1

Special thanks to MyHobby for the cover art!!

Andrew was your ordinary, every-day, run-of-the-mill human. He had a boring job, nobody he could call a girlfriend, and basically, nothing to work with. One night, he comes home from yet another boring day of work and passes out in bed. Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle makes a wish upon a star. A wish to meet her soul mate. If only she knew what she was in for...

This story is cancelled, but it is being continued by a good friend of mine. Here's a link.

She's Psychotic

Pinkie Pie's weirdness has an answer in the form of a mental disorder. When it goes out of control, she's transported to the Equestrian Mental Institution. What she finds? Help. Savior. Cure.
And.... romance.

This story is a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista 1

Jock Wallace's article about his experience at the Carousel Boutique has been seen by a lot of people (and ponies). Chief among them is the mare about whom the article is written. So she decides to confront him about it, as well as demand that he take back what he wrote.

When he refuses, Rarity decides to try a different approach. But will it work, or will the human remain steadfast in his endeavours to ruin the fashionista's reputation?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is (obviously) a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista, so I suggest you read that first.

Once again, there are Scottish words in this fic. And once again, there is an English translation (f'r those o' ye who cannae be bothered tae unnerstaun' whit it is ye're readin').

"Humans.... Quite possibly the most infuriating mythical creatures in existence. If you ever have the 'luck' to meet a Human in your travels across Equestria, then you must be careful. Humans are extremely powerful creatures, some would say more so than Celestia or Luna, they are also more unpredictable than Discord. They can help you in a tight spot if you're lucky, or play nasty tricks on you if you don't hold the Human's favor. In my time I've seen a Human give a filly pounds upon pounds of gold, and the same one turn greedy ponies into gold. The only one I ever have seen 'face-to-face' was in my earlier years, he helped me repair my wagon when it broke down in Everfree Forest, by fix I mean a whole new one appeared not ten feet away, and the only thing the Human asked for in return was a spindle.... But be warned, never anger a Human, a trick or two in fair game is fine, but if you ever manage to truly anger a Human...... you'll be part of the small number ever to meet non-existence." - Star-Swirl the Bearded.

A silly nonsensical story, not to be taken seriously. Some chapters are not connected to others.