Luna meets a Human
“There... Perfect!” Luna said with a happy sigh.
After nearly an hour she was finished with tonight’s night sky, she worked meticulously placing every last star, constellation, and nebula until it was utterly and completely perfect. She was happy to finally be able to manipulate the night sky on her own and she was determined to show her sister what she could do!
She gave her night one last look, committing every last detail to memory, then turned away to prepare for the night courts. The night courts where a simple and laid-back parallel to the day courts that her sister watched over.
It was also so very boring, nothing ever happened in the night courts.
She brushed a comb through her star filled mane, getting it just right. She pulled her special midnight-black tiara out of a nearby drawer and placed it on her head. All the while mentally preparing herself for the utter blandness of the night courts.
‘I’d rather be stuck in a room, with Discord, for a whole day then stay at this court. In...in a room full of bees... BEES! While covered in HONEY!’
Now that that was out of her system she took a calming look out at the sky, wanting to take in the vast expanse of... nothing.
“B... but... Where...” She vocalised, unable to accept the fact that all of it was gone, save her moon.
A snicker made her whip around fast enough to send her tiara flying across the room at an incredible speed right into the face of the source of the noise.
“You!” She screeched like a harpy.
Rubbing it’s face at the other end of the room was the same Human that had tormented her sister this morning, a impression of her tiara imprinted on it’s forehead. A small grumble emanating from the Human.
“Put them back!” Luna yelled.
The Human picked up the piece of headgear it his feet and place it on it’s head.
The Human shook it’s head.
“Oh yes you will! I’m the NIGHT, not you!” She yelled.
The crossed it’s arms and looked away like a child would when told they couldn’t have candy. The Human then looked back to her with a smirk and a literal glint in it’s eye. With a snap of it’s fingers the Human vanished, in it’s place was a perfect copy of herself with the same smirk.
“I’m the NIGHT!” The copy yelled back with a voice indistinguishable from her own, aside from the barely held back laughter at the edge of it.
“Oh nonono Human we are not playing this game.” Luna said.
The Human turned away from her and waved a hoof, a assemblage of new stars appearing in the sky as it did so.
Luna let out a huf, “Guard!”
The Guard that was stationed at her door burst in, “Princess, is something...”
The Guard trailed off as she caught sight of the second ‘Luna’ still preoccupied with messing up her night sky.
“Yes, something is very wrong. I demand you remove this Human from my room at once! While you’re at it, make it stop messing with my night!” Luna ordered.
The Human, oppon hearing that, dropped the Princess’s visage and and turned to face the Guardspony, the look on it’s face daring the poor mare to try.
For her part the Guard did not back down, her reaction was quite measured in fact.
She simply looked from Luna to the Human a number of times before turning around.
“Nope.” The Guard said simply, repeating the word as she simply walked out of the chamber, the door closing with a thud.
“What do you mean ‘Nope’!? What do we pay you for!?” She screamed.
“Not enough!” She heard the mare call, apparently still walking away from the door.
Luna hung her head and groaned, she looked at the Human who was still looking at the door with a blank look on it’s face. It then looked at her, staring for a time before bursting into laughter. It pointed at her and laughed, the Human’s laughter taking it to the floor.
Just as the Human hit the ground it vanished in a poof of smoke, the night sky returning to it’s original palette.
Luna waited a moment for the Human to return, deciding the Human was gone she picked up her tiara and placed it back on her head. Silently praying for the night court to be uneventful.
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Rainbow finds a bunch of humans playing baseball with a tree as the bat and boulders as balls.
So... You're not dead... What magic is this?
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Sorcery! Sorcery I say!
Nope.
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Derpy meets the human, who gives her a muffin that runs everytime she tries to bite it? Maybe, possibly leading up to the human and Doctor Whooves meeting?
Tea party with the Human. Chaos ensues.
2987961 Doctor Hooves vs a human... That would make me lol
Woona is a weenie.
since it says humans can sometimes help ponies what about one fixing derpy's eyes or maybe helping dinky do something nice for her mom or trying to help the CMC get there cutie marks
We gotta have a human messing around with Pinkie, I mean, Pinkie messing with a human.
-Mis
human and discord
discord gets huffy because he think humie is stealing his thunder
humie gets all wacky on him
You should have had the human pretend to be Luna, and confuse the guard.
Humans turning the elements of harmony into ice cream....Then EATING IT
A human emanating an aura that reverses all effects of friction. A large amount of select items (Baskets, fruits, carriages, and other small sized trinkets) now fling about all over the place due to reversed friction.Ponies attempt to survive.(See "GTA4, Carmageddon")*Reads author note*
... Oops.
Well, let me say that this all feels like "Human", (At least when it comes to what humans can do in ponyland.) except it isn't just 'Lord First' and 'Lord Second' that end up in Equestria, leading to the messed up fuck fest 1,000 years later that is the rest of said story.
Mad hatter.
With the way how humans are portrayed, this universe would make a good setting for a story that's based on The Journey to the West, an old Chinese tale. Here's a link if you want to know more https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_West.
A human character would be parallel to Sun Wukong/The Monkey King.
how about Blueblood angers a human
IT'S BACK!
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This idea not only would be a good show to see what happens when you anger a human, but also could give some more character in the human used here.
(Human gives Blueblood the power to slow time, but only in his mind, after abusing it for a while, sleeping, reacting and such, he uses it and can't go back. Being trapped in his mind for thousands and thousands of years he thinks of many things that could be described or not and goes mad or becomes smarter for it. (Could say where the mad ponies come from. (The one that thinks herself to be a dog.)) And after two seconds in the real world he's free and no longer has his power. Maybe that's how the bearded is so smart and knows that it's dangerous to anger a human.)
Any kind of thing could happen. But why Blueblood? Only one episode and not so big which delivered hate. Diamond in the other hand...
The Great and Powerful TRIXIEEE challenges a Human in a battle of magic in front of a crowd.
Oh, hey! It seems your story has been submitted to the Good HIE list. I really like your story, I really do, but unless this story gets a point to it were it can be classified into anything from good or bad, will not be directly admitted.
Oh believe me it's entertaining, but this is still in its honey moon stage, very fresh and full of potential.
The impossible to classify stage.
Just being clear as to why it will remain in the submission folder for a while, but don't be surprised as to why it still be shoved in for no apparent reason from a moment to another. I'm not the whole group of course.
Well, truth be told, this chapter was a bit... abrupt? Maybe the thing you're looking for isn't so much more comedy, but a singular focus to tie it all in together. You have the funny, but lack the focus, and it makes most of these come off as a bit disjointed. Try exploring the hows and how and why humans are popping in and out of Equestria, or maybe pick a focus that teaches the target character a lesson. Something like that. In the end empty comedy doesn't stick with people, but empathy and plot do, and the story could use more of both.
Hopefully that helps.
Human vs Discord, Human vs CMC, Human vs Chrysalis, Human vs Sombra, Human vs Trollestia, Human vs Molestia, Human and Spike team up to turn important things into ice cream and eat them
HUGS* YOU RETURNED TO US
Haha luna got played I don't blame the guard if I had to face somepony at the same power level as luna not for all the bits in the world forget about it
oh i have tons of ideas
Tank watches Rainbow Dash and Pinkie prank a group of ponies, then another, and another. Poor Tank want to have this 'fun' with his master, but can't think of any good pranks.
Enter the human, who helps Tank prank Rainbow Dash.
Absolutely no relation to DannyJ's renowned fanfiction Human.
Have Rainbow Dash piss a human off.
You're lacking something.... something very, very important
I love it how the guard is afraid of the Human.
A slightly serious under-themed fic, showing that humans aren't just all humour and niceness, and playing on the stereotype of the darker side of human nature.
Celestia encounters a human that is pretty pissed off at something that isn't her, and is terrified by the rather violent way it dispatches the threat.
When luna started yelling about the night i thought the human would turn into batman, but ii guess batmans is sp awesome not even wizards cansform into him.
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I did PM the author about turning this into expanded universe, but this is meant to be a comedy. PERHAPS A SPIN-OFF IS IN ORDER?
Loved it.
This doesn't update nearly enough! Discord verses a human next!
When will Lyra meet one?
Discord meets the human!
Dooo eeeet!
Discord plays with a human. Yes that's right PLAYS
scootaloo is a human in disguise and she is just being a pony so she can have pony friends because she doesn't know any human ones!!!
Pinkie, Discord, Human.
Let [REDACTED] rein.
Cue total annihilation of fourth wall.
u need to have the human somehow massively prank blueblood in front of all the nobles
I'd sure love to read a Pinkie Pie chapter!
Well, you could try to make a story out of it. I like the idea that humans are all-powerful tricksters who roam around having fun. Lets say that they are more rare than how they seam in this, like to most ponies just legend, with the princesses having met only one or two over their long life. One such human while flying around, with out a care in the world, finds ponyville, and takes an immediate interest with the residents. You could run it similar to how some (most of the ones I read) run Discord post redemption. Harmless pranks here and there, maybe a few bigger ones, but nothing serious. The main point of the story wouldn't be so much as plot, but their interactions. Again, like with Discord, said human might not have ever had any friends, real ones anyway, you could even throw in him being betrayed by friends in the past, and if you make him immortal and/or a dimension hopper, could be many, many times, and has become particularly jaded to friendship. Heck you could have it be a plot point that Discord turns out to be a human and purposefully made himself look like that, and if you want to vamp up on the powers and nonsensical nature of them, have Discord not actually be trapped, but is just playing along, or just left the statue while exploring the multi-verse. So many things you can do, and its perfectly possible to make a story while having a super-op main character, just look at superman, and like superman, you could have the limits of his powers be a lot higher than what he uses. Heck, if I was all powerful, I would get bored and probably lock away quite a bit of it till I needed it.
Discord, and a human.
Human Rule 63's all the ponies, zebra's, dragons, and all other races.
Human causes the Mane 6 to have an orgy.
Human goes streaking thought Canterlot.
Human causes Celestia to do the Harlem Shake when she is in the middle of raising the sun.
Need anymore? Just ask, and you will receive.
A bearded Human who prides himself on his glorious facial hair, who rubs it in Rarity's face that she'll never be able to grow a beard, or any form of fabulous facial hair.
An extremely violent Human who kills another one of his kind, brutally slaughtering his durable kinsmen infront of Shining Armor.
A Human who tricks the Cutie Mark Crusaders into thinking he's a Genie and granting messed up and altered wishes which play on their wording.
A female Human plays matchmaker infront of Cadence but disappears before she can show anyone and reappears after they're gone.
Spike is given a Gem by a rather cruel Human which makes him fiercely protective over it, as though it's his...precious.
Derpy cheers up a sad Human who repays her with a Castle, Mountains of Gold, and a Pimp-Mobile full of Male Bitches (who are most of the Male cast of the show in Gigolo outfits)