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I couldn't help but notice Pinkie Pie was topless in Rainbow Falls.
And as hot as it was to picture her humanized topless cheerleading, it ended up being funnier than smexy when I pictured it.

Pseudo troll fic. Written in just over an hour.

Sure Diamond Tiara can be a bully at times, but it's not like she ever says anything that's untrue. Even if what she says it's mean she doesn't lie. It's like calling the fat kid fat, or calling the dumb kid dumb. Or in this case pointing out the little geeky girl's every flaw to the point where she has no self-esteem at all.
Who cares who she picks on? Twist, the CMC, even her best friend Silverspoon. She's completely justified and unapologetic in telling them all the truth.
But as morally righteous she may see herself, not everypony thinks the same way. Even the ones who did may eventually start to get annoyed with her. Especially when she says something just a little too harsh even for her.

New chapter every Saturday! Complete!

Proof read by The11thWonder

This is a spiritual prequel to Happy Anniversary Sug. It's based on a little sub/back story originally just brushed over in H.A.S. but not with the same exact back story.

Fluttershy and Applejack are coming up on their one month anniversary and Fluttershy thinks it's about time they tell everypony about themselves. They know their friends will accept them but AJ's a little worried. Mostly because a while ago their friends had come up with some stupid idea that AJ and Rainbow Dash had been seeing each other and that hadn't ended well.
Also Scoota/Dash friendshipping. And just a head up, the Scoota/Dash story takes over towards the end.

New chapter ever Saturday! Completed!

This is a prequel to Happy Anniversary Sug and by prequel I mean flashback chapter that was never published due to quality control and it didn't necessarily fit in. Since then I've fixed it up and it's much better than it was. [and about twice as long]

It's been about twelve years since they all met. Applejack and Fluttershy have gotten married. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash have been together for four years [even longer in secret] and have had a child each, supposedly from the same father. Rarity has sworn of relationships after her romantic nature had been crushed by disaster after disaster of suiters. Twilight's been as usually, if not a bit more over-reactive to things in the last few months and Spike's starting to get annoyed with her.
It's AJ and Fluttershy's tenth anniversary and as usual Pinkie throws them a party and this is where everything begins.
This is basically a soap opera with ponies.
This is set in the future but does not contain Twilicorn. Not because of anything against Twilicorn but because this was started not long after S2 ended.

While this was originally meant to be mostly about Fluttershy and Applejack, it's kinda been taken over by Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. This has gotten alot longer and alot more complicated than I planned and then got even more complicated still.
I'm sorry to say that there IS one story line [out of about twenty] that does just drop off abruptly, but it's addressed in passing as to what happened.

This is a some-what dark story in what emotionally happens to each character. Betrayal, twists and some sad back stoires.

Contains The following ships
Apple/Shy
Pinkie/Dash
Twi/Mac
Sweetie/Spike
Rarity/OC
And various crosses between these as hearts break and mistakes are made.

New chapter every Sunday!

Due to it coming out after I started writing this, Rainbow Rocks both did and didn't happen. Only Equestria Girls 1 is canon to this story. Meaning that there may be references to Rainbow Rockz but it will never be acknowledged as having actually happened.

Twilight sparkle is your average girl. Except she's a genius. So to start off her senior year in high school she's transferred to the most prestigious [non-private] school in town: Cantalot High.
It's not really a big deal. She wasn't really that close with any of her friends from her old school and never really hung out that much anyway. She'll make one or two new friends here but really she'll just blend in and be another new student at the start of the year. Nothing more, nothing less... right?
Nope.
Turns out last year there was another girl who looked exactly like her and had the same name came to this school for only three days, got the entire school to vote for her as prom-queen, turned into an angel, fought a demon and then danced with the hottest guy in the school, all before returning to her home planet.
So that 'nothing more, nothing less' plan's kinda gone out the window.

The first chapter or two are a little bit dark but that’s pushed aside pretty quickly. Mostly at least, I mean the story needs some conflict after all. By chapter 3 and the whole fitting in ascept over takes it.
Originally planned to be four chapters long it was perfectly on track with that for the first three chapters. Then by that point I had gotten to many future ideas to stop.
So prepare yourself for seemingly random [though ALL of it is thoroughly planned out] encounters and my own stupid head-canon as Twilight meets the mane 6 of whom which Summer Sunset is one, her other self's former love interest Flash 'Brad' Sentry, Great and Powerful background humans including Applejack, teacher's each with their own crazy zainy quirts, Spike the 200 pound muscle-bound pitbull of absolute adorableness and whatever the CMC are called in this universe... let's call them the KND.
And of course tons of shipping jokes but there's no actual shipping in it. That last part may or may not be true.
Also that's just the way I spell Cantalot and I know it's technically wrong.

I started writing this in late October, before S4 so blame any canon errors on that and/or not caring under the guise of 'alternate universe!'.

Proof read by warewolves, lonelyCur, The Vault Tech and McStuffins.

This is technically a shipfic as there is shipping but I consider it more of an awkward moments friendshipfic.
Scootaloo has just turned 18 [based on Australian drinking age laws] and goes out to a local bar that night. Ordering a drink and looking a bit nervous being here without her younger friends, an older woman comes up and sits down beside her. From there the two hit it off over there with shared interests in motocross, car engines and love of The Wonderbolts.
I am completely shocked that I can't find the term 'Gildaloo' anywhere else. Trade Mark.

New Chapter every Monday and Thursday! Completed!

Based on a side/back story from Happy Anniversary Sug. Not required reading.
Proof Readers: McStuffins and The Vault Tech.

Didn't think I'd be big on the pairing of Scoots and Gilda, but it actually works really well!

- McStuffins.

P.S. there are no SFW Gilda and Scootaloo pics I swear.

It's Hearts and Hooves day and Snips has been trying to convince Snails to ask Twist to be his special somepony for over a week now. They come up with a deal that if Snips asks a filly to be his special somepony then Snails will ask Twist.

As someone who asked out one girl for Valentines and got rejected and has a birthday next week that likely none of my friend will attend, [that sounds a lot sadder than it actually is] this is not based on personal experience. Just and idea I came up with an wrote over the course of two hours.

Everything seemed to be alright the day that Discord came back to Canterlot under the watchful eye of Celestia as a (mostly) redeemed draconequus. But the luxurious life of royalty is so... BORING! "Do something creative," they said, "It'll be fun," they said. Thus it was that Discord sat down and began writing the worst stories he could imagine! But between posh living, running a ministry, court dates, random quests from Celestia and Luna, and learning about the magic of friendship, surely these stories can't be that bad, can they?

It started with a kiss. And you know how the rest of that cliché goes...
Then a date. Then a few more dates that where more just hanging out really, but still definately dates!
And now somehow Dashie's in love with Pinkie Pie. Too bad Rainbow Dash so afraid as being thought of as a filly-fooler that she'll throw away what she has with Pinkie out of fear.
This story focuses heavily on Rainbow Dash over Pinkie Pie. Just letting you know.

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Title inspired by the movie World's End in that it has nothing to do with the end of the world, and is actually just the name of a place.

Extended and reworked version of a flashback chapter from Happy Anniversary Sug and was originally written back before season 3 had come out.

This story was heavily inspired by Where Your Heart Is, one of the very first fics I ever read. This is sorta the other side of Pinkie's story finding Dash up in 'World's End'. With a few creative liberties of course but I really feel this is a touching story none the less.

Something is definitively up around here. Applejack and Fluttershy have been spending a lot of time together without the rest of the gang. Well, Rainbow Dash is on to them! In fact, she is sure this is the no-good friend-stealing Applejack's doing, and she will not stand for this - whatever this is.

Also, Rainbow Dash wears a corn hat.