Discord Writes a Ship Fic

by Phoenix Quill

Weekend- Episode Six. Team Chaos Strikes Back.

Princess Luna sat on the throne as the evening wore on. There was little to be done, being the weekend. "Maybe I should go assemble my guard for another beast hunt. That could be fun."

"Luna!" She turned around to see Celestia trotting up to her throne. "Where is Discord? I just tried to contact him, and all I got back was a form letter! Care to explain this?"

Luna smiled as she waved a hoof to dismiss the letter. "Naturally that would mean that Discord isn't here. I've sent him away to take care of a problem in the Everfree."

Celestia's mane frizzled up as her mind processed what Luna had just said. "You did what, with who?!"

Luna stepped down from the dais and looked at a small speck of dust on her hoof. "Simply put my sister, Discord volunteered himself to lead an ensemble of diverse ponies on a dangerous mission that they might never come back from. However, he is bound by an oath upon the stone of binding to do so as a mortal pony." She gave a smile to Celestia, quite pleased with herself. "I do believe that thou art happy to hear that our headache will be gone for a time."

The look on Celestia's face was anything but happy. Her expression changed from mortified, to sick, to angry as her face changed colors faster than a traffic signal in Manehatten. "Happy," she whispered before charging at Luna and grabbing her in a tight grip. "HAPPY?! DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF SOMEPONY THAT'S HAPPY?!"

"Can't... breathe... too... tight!" Luna began to feel the dizziness from lack of oxygen, only for Celestia's grip to grow tighter.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY CHAMBERS RIGHT NOW?! DO YOU?!"

Luna tried to respond, only for a small squeak to escape her. Celestia saw this and loosened her grip on the younger sibling. "Thou hath been practicing the royal Canterlot voice, haven't you?" Celestia groaned in exasperation and rolled her eyes before teleporting the both of them out of the throne room. After a moment of confusion, Luna looked around and saw that she was in Celestia's room, and it didn't take long for her to see why she was so upset.

The normally pristine room was covered in several piles of letters, and even as Celestia quickly picked one up in her magic and thrust it at her sister, several more appeared out of thin air. "Look at the state he's left Equestria in!"

Luna took the letter and opened it up. "Dear Princess Celestia, a shipment of freshly minted bits had disappeared from one of our vaults recently. We know that you are quite busy, however we were informed that we should write to you personally about this matter. Regards, the first bank of Equestria." Luna looked back at the piles of letters and frowned. "What does this have to do with Discord?"

"Everything," she turned away to point at another stack of letters before continuing. "These here are all concerning something called a snooze proof alarm clock. Those over their are all about disappearing bits, and this one here is about enchanted books!" Celestia frowned as another letter appeared on the pile about missing bits, leaving Luna to pick it up and read it. "Well, who's that one from?"

"You aren't going to like this," Luna said warily. "It's from the United Braytish Commonwealth's Minister of Banking, several bits that tourists had exchanged for Talons in Eaglend had disappeared, causing them to have to arrest dozens of Equestrians touring their nation." Celestia began pacing around the room several times mumbling something to herself, leaving Luna to attempt putting all the pieces together on her own. "Do you think it might be that disappearing bit's project?"

"Of course it's his disappearing bits research project!" Celestia screamed suddenly, causing Luna to jump back in shock. Celestia blinked a few times to compose herself. Finally after a few moments she opened the great glass door to her balcony and stepped out onto it. "Someone, somewhere has spent just enough of those bits to cause some chaos, but what I fail to see is how so much of it got out there!"

A few more letters fell before Luna cast a spell to send the letters to the mail room until they could be dealt with properly. "Listen, just a few days ago Discord said he was going to cancel the project. I told him myself that if he let too many of these bits out that things would grow out of hoof."

"Well somepony didn't get the memo," Celestia said with a dark glare in her eyes. She looked up at the moon, and with all her might shouted out a name that has long been the bane of her existence. "DISCOOOOOORD!" She turned around breathing heavily, and looked around the empty room before finally sighing to herself as she slowly made her way to her favorite pillow, and flopped down.

Luna smiled as she lay beside her sister and gave her a comforting nuzzle. "Sister, do you feel better now?"

Princess Celestia looked up at her little sister and nodded slightly, and gave a muffled reply through the pillow. "A little, I guess."

Princess Luna gave a comforting smile to her elder sister as she wrapped one of her wings over Celestia's back. "Remember, Discord was old when this universe was young, I know he's going to be alright, and so will his team. He will fix everything as soon as he comes back." The two stayed in relative silence for a few moments, when the faint sound of screaming reached their ears. Luna looked out to the balcony, ready to pounce. "What was that?"

Celestia shrugged with her wings before answering, "Probably a loon."

Discord and the rest of the ponies with him screamed as loud as they could at the grinning dopey dinosaur as it lumbered towards them. "Oh boy! Are you six ready to play a neato game with your imagination?"

The set of ponies stopped screaming as they looked around at each other in confusion. "Uhh, wait as second," Discord responded. "Are you telling me that you don't want to eat us?"

"Eat you? Hu-hu-ha-ha! No! I don't wanna eat you!" He then paused as he turned to a supply room and opened it. "How about we pretend that we're all cops and robbers! Who wants to be a cop with me?"

Hearth Stone stepped forward and spread his wings wide at the bright orange polyestersaurus. "Listen here you! My name is Hearth Stone, and I am a private from the Lunar Corps Night Guard. In the name of the Princess of the Night, I order you to surrender yourself, and return all items that you had taken from us, and surrender any other items that you had stolen from the province of Ponyville!"

"Gee willikers, I have no idea what you're talking about," Baloney said with a scratch of his head. "I found these things laying around outside when I wandered through town!"

Fluttershy then stepped forward and looked Baloney in the eyes. "Look here Mister Baloney, you can't just foalnap six ponies and hold them here against their will! Why don't you let us go?"

Baloney held one of his hands under the base of his mouth as if thinking, and soon the smell of an acrid smoke began to fill the room as he tried to process what he was just told. "Well, my friendly friend always lets me know when it's time for little ones to go home." He then pointed to the far end of the room where a clock was mounted high up on the wall. "At four, my friendly friend will pop out and let me know it's time for me to send you home to your mommies and daddies." The sextet of ponies quickly glanced at the clock on the wall and saw that what was left of it was pointing at a quarter to four, and that the pendulum had disappeared long ago, along with the cuckoo bird that should have been behind the open door. "He's been quiet for so long," Baloney said with a frown before perking up with his usual bouncy attitude. "But I guess he just wants me to play more!" He then laughed in his usual idiotic way.

Screwball pulled off her beany, and reached a hoof inside to find something useful. As she dug around the confines of hammer space, Baloney clapped his hands together to draw everypony's attention to him. "So, who's up for a friendly game! I have lots of toys, and crafts, and all kinds of neat-o stuff that we can use our imaginations on!"

"But, shouldn't you just let us go? I mean, the clock's broken," Fluttershy commented.

"Gee little filly, I don't know what you're talking about!"

Screwball rolled her eyes as she continued digging in her beany, only for Baloney to pull her away from her corner. "Hey there! Why don't you join us all over here for our friendly game!"

"I'd rather not if you don't mind," Screwball sneered with disdain. "I would rather escape from this insane asylum you call a school house."

Baloney looked up and scratched his sizable paunch for a few moments in contemplation. "I know! Let's sing the we love each other song! Everyone, gather around!"

Discord, Fluttershy, Hearth Stone, Random Thought and Wordsmith all backed away from the dreaded beast as he picked up Screwball by the forelegs and hugged her tight.

"I like you, you like me?"

"I think you're as dumb as dumb can be."

Baloney nodded in agreement with another one of his laughs before continuing the song. "Yep, uh-huh. Now let's play a game and we can get along!"

"I think you've had us here too long."

The song ended, and Baloney dropped Screwball to the ground unceremoniously as he stomped his way to the supply room. "Okay dokey and zippy! I know a game you'll all like!" His backside swayed to a song he was humming as he began digging through the supplies, as he did, Discord waived a hoof to bring the rest of his group over to him.

"Alright," Discord said as he stroked his beard. "We need to get the upperhoof here, do any of you have any plans?"

"I can't seem to access anything useful in my beany," Screwball said with a frown. "And even though I can draw some things into reality with my chalk, it won't let me bring anything in that creates an exit, nor any projectile based weapons."

"Alright then," Discord said with a frown. "Fluttershy, what about your stare? Do you think it would work on him?"

"Well, um, you see, I already tried that a little bit ago," Fluttershy mumbled softly.

Wordsmith blinked in confusion at this as he suddenly remembered he was apart of this too. "Wait, you did? When?!"

"Don't you remember? Just before he started singing, I tried to do the stare on him. Nothing happened! It's like, like..." she trailed off.

"Like he actually isn't smart enough to be hypnotized," Random Thought finished as Fluttershy gave him as threatening of a look as she could give him for being so tactless.

"Look," Hearth Stone said with a slam of his hoof. "We can't just stand around here all day and fall into his little ploy! I'm gonna rush him, while he's distracted with me, I need the five of you to sneak our weapons away from that supply closet."

"That plan will never work," Random Thought said with a frown. He then stepped forward and gave as sharp of a salute as he could manage. "I may not be much of a soldier, but I can at least do something to help distract him."

"Good stallion, you take him from the tail end, and I'll give an all frontal assault. Do the rest of you think that you can manage to get in there?" Discord, Wordsmith Fluttershy and Screwball all nodded at him, sure that they can manage to get at least a few weapons from the closet. "Excellent, we'll be victorious yet. On my signal, three, two, one, GO!"

Random Thought and Hearth Stone were quick to the action as Random pounced upon Baloney's back and used his weight to pull him out of the closet. "YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG PONIES!"

As soon as he found an opening, Hearth Stone was quick to use his military training to land several hard blows in Baloney's stomach, knees, and even his face. Whirling about and using every bit of his light frame to land successive hits on the dinosaur with hopes to subdue the creature. With each hit he made, despite both he and Random's best efforts, Baloney seemed to pay it little notice as a squeaking sound emitted from him with every blow. "Is this some kind of new game? Are we pretending we're wrestling?"

Discord meanwhile lead Fluttershy, Wordsmith and Screwball to the open door and quickly began to riffle through the contents in hopes of finding a weapon. "Do you see anything?!"

"Nothing useful," Screwball commented. "Blast! Where did he leave our weapons?!"

"They might not even be in here," Wordsmith commented. "For all we know they might still be scattered somewhere in the forest!"

"I'm not accepting that," Discord said with a frown. "He's got to have stashed them here!"

There was a loud banging sound, causing Fluttershy to take off with a squeak and smack herself against the ceiling. "What are those two doing?" She looked and saw that between the two of them, they had managed to somehow slam Baloney into one of the tables, temporarily stunning the great orange monster.

"We don't have much time," Hearth Stone said with a pant as he made his way closer to them. "Quick, did you find anything?!"

"Lots of craft supplies, but no dice on the weapons." Wordsmith said with a frown. "He must have left them somewhere else!"

"Well isn't that fantastic," Random Thought shouted as he laid another kick into Baloney's side, only to cause another squeak to emit followed by a series of giggles from Baloney. "Cause I think we didn't even really make a mark on this thing!"

Baloney continued to laugh as he stood up from the floor. "Oh boy! That was fun!" He danced in a circle for a moment or two before skipping away to the supply closet, making the ponies scatter. "But it wasn't too friendly of you, someone could have been hurt."

"That was the idea," Hearth Stone muttered under his breath.

"But, I think we can play something fun along the same lines!" He then pulled out a bunch of pillows and raised them above his head. "PILLOW FIGHT!"

"Are you joking?" Wordsmith threw his hooves up in the air before pointing at the orange soda colored moronic monster that was holding them captive. "What in the wide world makes you think I'm going to do such an idiotic thing!"

Baloney answered by throwing the entire pile of pillows at him, throwing the blue stallion back into the wall, effectively knocking him out. "So, who wants to plaaaayyy?"

The remaining ponies that were still conscious winced at the thought of actually playing along with him, and all began looking around for an excuse not to. Discord looked around as he thought of an excuse, when he suddenly noticed a large jar of glue. "Alright, let's play."

The rest of his crew looked at Discord with shock and complaints began to come in. Discord raised a hoof to silence them before addressing Baloney again. "I'll just need a moment to talk with my team before we start play." He quickly gathered them up for a group huddle as Baloney began pulling supplies out of his closet. "Alright, we need a game plan to not only win this war, but to take him out of the game and bring him in, any suggestions?"

"We could build a superior fort?"

"Find a better strategy?"

"Build a super weapon using a crayon, duct tape, mints, and a fizzy drink?"

Those are all good ideas, but too small," Discord replied with a casual wave of his hoof. "I say we fall back on what I always say, if all else fails, cheat."

"You don't always say that," Screwball commented with a raised eyebrow.

"Sure I do, just ask Fluttershy."

"Actually, that's the first time I ever heard you say that."

"Fine, just ask Random Thought."

"Nope, never heard you say that before."

"FINE! Then I'll start saying it all the time. When in doubt, cheat."

"Well that sounds all good and well," Hearth Stone said with a frown. "But how do you propose to cheat? It's a pillow fight! Foals play this at slumber parties!"

Discord responded by slamming a hoof into the side of the soldier's head. "Look around you! This place is a veritable gold mine in items that can be stuffed in a pillow case to turn it into a blunt weapon. Now, you see that jar of glue?" The ponies around him looked over at the table his eyes were focused on before nodding in agreement. "My suggestion is we use that along with the feathers stuffed in these pillows to feather the great buffoon, while he's stunned by what's happened to him, Hearth Stone will grab a table, and use it to pretty much beat him senseless so we can tie him up and take him to Canterlot. Who's with me?"

Discord smiled wide as a chorus of unsure agreement broke out from everypony but Fluttershy. "Um, Discord, I'm not exactly sure that this approach will work. I mean, it's a good plan, but we don't know if we can even hurt him, I know I can't."

Discord frowned at her before face-hoofing with a groan. "Fine, you are on pillow detail with Screwball, make sure that between the two of you, Baloney never notices what we are trying to do." He then gave a quick attempt to try to pick up the glue with magic, only for it to fall over with a slight thud. "As you can tell, our magic is still pretty useless in here, so one of us is going to have to go behind enemy lines to douse him with glue and feathers while the rest distract him."

Wordsmith brightened up as he looked around and began to bounce on his hooves with excitement. "So then, shall we draw straws?"

"Oh hex no," Random Thought said as he slapped Wordsmith down his muzzle. "This story arc has gone on long enough, I'll volunteer, and I'm taking Hearth Stone with me!"

Before anypony could question anything, Discord slapped his hooves together before rubbing them gleefully. "Excellent, then let's get cracking, first thing we need to do is set up the forts."

"Done," he looked behind him and saw that while they were scheming, Baloney had already set up a fort for himself, as Screwball somehow managed to do the same for them.

"Okay, then we also need pil-"

"Check," Fluttershy said as she pointed out to a huge pile behind fort turned over tables and chairs.

"Right, then we need somepony to go grab the bottle of, OH COME ON!" He slammed his hoof into the ground as he saw Random and Hearth both already stuffing the bottle of glue in the crux of Hearth Stone's wing. "Let's just get this over with... I wanna go home as my beautiful self."

Baloney guffawed a few times as he counted the number of pillows he had in his reserves to an audience that only he seemed to see, and most likely did not even exist. Finally, after almost three minutes he addressed the other fort. "Surrender your fort to me! Or by gum I'll take it by friendly force and put you all in time out!" He then laughed again and slapped the part of his leg that could best be described as a knee.

Discord stood up over the barrier of the fort and held a pillow on his hoof. To you, the orange polyesther flavored crush dinosaur, I say nay! Give us freedom, or give us death!"

Fluttershy looked up at the posing Discord with concern. "Isn't this all a bit much for a pillow fight?"

"Shhhh," Screwball replied with a glare. "This is the best part."

"And you, my fellow soldiers," he said while addressing the ponies around him. "While you, will only be risking your lives, I will be risking an almost certain Pulitzer prize nomination, for best leading character. Now raise your right hoof for the pledge." Everypony solomly raised their left hoof at the request before Discord barked out, "RIGHT!" They then quickly switched hooves and waited for him to continue. "Now repeat after me, I."

Everpony did as requested and said, "I."

"Your name."

"Your name."

Discord rolled his eyes slightly at them all and muttered, "Idiots," before continuing. "Do pledge allegiance."

"Do pledge allegiance."

"To Discord."

"To Derpy."

"THAT'S DISCORD!"

"That's Discord!"

"And to the chaos."

"And to the chaos."

"For which he stands."

"For which he stands."

Discord gave an approving grin at his small army as he raised up to his rear hooves. "Now go do, that voodoo, that you do, so well!" The other five ponies were so inspired by his speech, that they almost forgot how serious this really was as they grabbed a pillow each and began to lob them across the room to Baloney, only to almost entirely miss as Discord was smacked with several pillows in rapid succession. "NOT ME! HIM!"

As Discord lead Screwball, Fluttershy and Wordsmith in battle, Random Thought and Hearth Stone silently snuck past the fort of overturned tables and chairs, silently signalling the plans back and forth to each other as they got closer to Baloney's fortress of empty milk crates and boxes. "Alright, so the first thing we do, rip open a few of his pillows."

"Right, while you do that, I'll prepare the glue."

"Got it," Random Thought said with a small salute. The two continued as silently as possible as Discord and the others made a lot of noise throwing pillows, and Baloney continued to idiotically laugh while throwing his own volley. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the high pitched scream of an incoming projectile filled Wordsmith's ears. He looked up to see it headed for him, and dodged to avoid but was too late as the pillow landed on his side at top speeds.

"Random, RANDOM!" Hearth Stone quickly went back and saw the unicorn was holding his side, clearly he'd been hit.

"Hearth Stone, is that you?"

"Yeah, it's me buddy, are you alright?"

Random Thought rolled his eyes as he told him what seemed to be obvious. "I've been hit." He coughed into his hoof a few times before collapsing in Hearth's forelegs. "I'm not gonna make it. Tell Screwball that, tell her I..." Hearth Stone rolled his eyes and hit the unicorn upside the head with his hoof. "Ow, gee, what was that for?"

"To save yourself from being an idiot. You're fine, it was just a pillow." He then quickly let go of the melodramatic pony, letting him thud to the ground. "Shall we go on?"

"Alright sure." Moments later, the two officially crossed enemy lines, and were behind fort who cares it's Baloney's pile of boxes. The two watched in awe as the dinosaur, despite it's short arms, seemed to be having the upper hand as he kept throwing pillow after pillow at Discord, while laughing idiotically and dodging any oncoming fire.

Discord meanwhile was growing more and more frustrated by the moment as he continued shouting orders. "Come on, ya bloomin' cockroaches, keep firing!"

"We can't, Fluttershy screamed. "We're out of ammo!" She then ducked down into the deepest safe zone of the fort that she could find.

Discord rolled his eyes in slight disgust as he pointed a hoof out to the no-pony zone of the floor. "Then it's up to you two to go retrieve some!"

Screwball stopped drawing, whatever it was she was drawing to stare blankly back at him. "You mean Fluttershy and I?" As she asked this, Fluttershy gave a squeak and hid her face in her tail.

Discord rolled his eyes before glaring at her. "Noooo," he said sarcastically. "I mean Solo and the wookie. OF COURSE I MEAN YOU TWO!"

"But sir!" Wordsmith said with a frown. "Fluttershy's in no condition to go out there!" To emphasize his point, Fluttershy lay bunched up next to the underside of the table shaking slightly.

"Well, looks like you volunteered son!" He then slapped Wordsmith on the back and shoved him out from behind the fort. After that, it was only a mater of seconds before he was pelted with enough pillows to supply them once more. "Ensign Screwball, retrieve our ammo! Oh, and, Wordsmith too."

Across the room, Private Hearth Stone and Random Thought had finally made their way to Baloney's pillow stash and as Random tried to rip open a pillow, Hearth waited for the word to dump the entire supply of glue over their enemy.

"Hey," Random Thought whispered. "Can I get some help? I can't tear this open."

"Oh for goodness sake, how weak are you paper pushing cream-puffs?" He whispered back. Quickly, he made his way over to the distressed unicorn and tucked the open bottle of glue back under his wing before yanking on the other end of the pillow. "Wow, this thing is pretty tough."

"Told ya." Random whispered back smugly as he continued to pull as well. Finally, after several tries, they finally got the pillow to open enough that they could dump out it's feathers.

"Alright," Hearth said with a frown as he took the glue back in his hooves. "When I let go, I'll fly up there and dump the glue, then you hit him with the feathers, got it?"

"Got it," Random replied with a nod.

"On three then, one, two..." Suddenly, the pillow they were both holding in their teeth was yanked up into the air by Baloney, taking them with it as the orange dinosaur lobbed it across the room. The two ponies let go of everything as they flew at high velocity to the other end of the room, straight at a shouting Discord.

Discord was unaware that things had gone wrong, until he suddenly felt something cold and wet hit him in the back of his head, followed by a hard glass jar. He turned around just in time to see two ponies fly past him, and a ripped pillow less than an inch from his face.

The explosion of feathers was truly one that should be remembered in the history books, not since the days when gryphons and pegasus ponies were constantly at war had so many feathers exploded in a battle. As everypony took in the scene, Baloney danced and clapped his hands at his victory, and Discord stood stock still, looking very much like a pony shaped chicken.

"Oh you put up a good fight ponies, but it looks like I won this game," Baloney said with a grin. Suddenly, he noticed that the feathered Discord seemed to be shaking slightly. "Hey, are you okay? Do you want to sing a song about your feelings?"

"No..." Discord said with a hiss.

"Uh, boss," Screwball said with concern. "You aren't going to cry, are you?"

The pony that was Discord in disguise continued to shake for a few moments longer before he suddenly burst into tears. "YES!" As he continued to sob, everypony backed away slightly. Even Baloney, unsure of how to handle this took a step back. "I tried, and I thought I could, but it's impossible, there's just no way I can beat this... this... thing!" He then continued to sniffle for a few seconds as he tried to gather his nerves. "Therefore, I'm going to have to fo-" he stopped mid-word as a sudden wind hit him that he hadn't felt before.

Concerned, Random Thought put a comforting hoof on Discord's shoulder. "Are you saying you forfeit?

"Quiet you fool, listen!"

Everypony, and Baloney, grew silent as a fain grinding sound filled the room. They looked around for any source of the sound, only for none to be found. "What's going on? I'm scared!" Baloney said suddenly as he tried to huddle with the ponies for comfort that nopony, other than Fluttershy attempted to give.

That's when he spotted it, faintly at first, but becoming more visible by the second was a bright white light. It blinked on and off with a steady timing that was different from the pattern that it faded in and out with whatever was holding it up in the air. As the grinding got louder, the image became clearer, showing a great blue box, with a set of doors, and two windows on each side near the top. Above each set of windows, was a sign that read, Police Public Call Box. Suddenly as it started, the grinding stopped, and the box was clearly fully visible to all in the room.

Wordsmith, curious about the device was the first to step forward. "Blimey, what is it?" Suddenly, the door flew open in his face, knocking him aside and sending him flying clear across the room. Discord watched in awe as out stepped a familiar figure.

"'Ello boss, sorry I'm late. Well, actually, I'm early but I told you I'd be here. Well, future me did. You know how it goes, wibbly wobbly and all that fun."

Everypony stood in shock for a few seconds as Baloney just out and out fainted. Discord looked at the suddenly not very interesting monster and took a step closer. "John Smith? How did you know we were going to be here?"

The Doctor gave a slight grin to Discord as he slyly whispered, "Spoilers. And, you're still calling me that I see, just The Doctor will do." He then turned around and shouted into the box, "Come along Sparkle!"

Anypony that was still awake, suddenly had the joyful experience of having their jaws drop for a second time as out from the box stepped somepony that everypony knew. The newest princess of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle, only something seemed slightly off about her. "Twilight! Is that really you?"

The unicorn raised an eyebrow at the feathered pony before her. "Yes, but... how do you know me?"

"It's me, Discord!"

Twilight laughed slightly as she shut the door to the phone booth behind her and began to look around. "Well, how did all this wind up happening?"

Discord was about to tell her, when The Doctor quickly jammed a hoof down his mouth. "Ah ah ah! Spoilers." He then trotted off and began examining Baloney.

Fluttershy suddenly looked up from behind the turned over table fort and spotted her friend and quickly flew over to give her a hug. "TWILIGHT! Oh my goodness, I'm so happy to see you." She then paused and let go as she realized what was wrong with her friend. "Um, Twilight, when did you become a unicorn again?"

She looked at her shy friend with confusion for several seconds before a response came out. "Uh, Fluttershy, what do you mean by again? I've always been a unicorn."

It was at that moment that everypony in the room looked at the pair of friends and said the exact same thing. "Spoilers."